James R - "Hey darksidZz you know your threads from your past as sderenzi pretty much tell me how you are gonna die!" darksidZz - "What? Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! How man I would luV to know this, it's very important to me to understand when / how." James R - "I am not gonna say cuz it's to terrible, to sick." darksidZz - "Oh come on man tell me, I'm real sorry about acting so weird before, I got the sex polls outta my system (cuz you guys answered them all). James R - "Alright, fine... since I'm a brilliantly nice fellow I shall tell you." darksidZz - "Thank goodnes!" James R - "You will die a virgin!! nuff said.." darksidZz - "Noooooo! no!!!! : bangs floor : nooo!"
Apologies for breaking the premise of this thread, but I simply could not resist. a-5 will die at the hands of a Jaguar (Omf: 2097). The Jaguar will deplete your health, then do a scrap move. Before he finishes the hit, he will jump up and do a Destruction move. Thereby obliterating your body. While in the fire pit, and then he does the Fire move and accesses the secret "Fire" opponent. during the fight he will pick up pieces of your body and assault the Fire opponent with pieces of your flesh, while using your spine and head as a warhammer. He will then Scrap/Destroy Fire, and use your spine on the dive down deep into the guys body (from head down), and then smash what's left head first into the ground. The ground will then crack, and performing the Fire/Ice move again, will reach the second secret opponent: ICE. Ice then smashes whatever is left of you, and the Jaguar wins. PERFECT. VITALITY. DESTRUCTION. Million points.
By depleting his ATP too rapidly as a consequence of that avatar!Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
being dismembered excruciatingly slowly by samcdkey.Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
will be killed by EmptyForceOfChi, Japanese warrior style, because he gave him shit about saying "peace" at the end of all his posts. edit: Nick beat me, this was for [a-5]