How Will The Person Above You Die ?

Discussion in 'The Cesspool' started by Killjoy, Apr 14, 2007.

  1. [a-5] Sex machine, coin operated. Registered Senior Member

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    Satan will kill him because he posted those pictures.
     
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  3. Killjoy Propelling The Farce!! Valued Senior Member

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    ^ Pellet of Polonium dropped into tea by Russian agents.
     
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  5. Oniw17 ascetic, sage, diogenes, bum? Valued Senior Member

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    Liver disease caused by cat food.
     
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  7. darksidZz Valued Senior Member

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    James R - "Hey darksidZz you know your threads from your past as sderenzi pretty much tell me how you are gonna die!"

    darksidZz - "What?

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    How man I would luV to know this, it's very important to me to understand when / how."

    James R - "I am not gonna say cuz it's to terrible, to sick."

    darksidZz - "Oh come on man tell me, I'm real sorry about acting so weird before, I got the sex polls outta my system (cuz you guys answered them all).

    James R - "Alright, fine... since I'm a brilliantly nice fellow I shall tell you."

    darksidZz - "Thank goodnes!"

    James R - "You will die a virgin!! nuff said.."

    darksidZz - "Noooooo! no!!!! : bangs floor : nooo!"
     
  8. [a-5] Sex machine, coin operated. Registered Senior Member

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    ^^ Hara-Kiri. Self decapitation.
     
  9. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

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    ^^ Bloodless coup gone wrong.
     
  10. kenworth dude...**** it,lets go bowling Registered Senior Member

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    at the hands of a jilted transsexual lover named Hans.
     
  11. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

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    ^^ By eating a chicken McNugget.
     
  12. Jeremyhfht Registered Senior Member

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    Apologies for breaking the premise of this thread, but I simply could not resist.

    a-5 will die at the hands of a Jaguar (Omf: 2097). The Jaguar will deplete your health, then do a scrap move. Before he finishes the hit, he will jump up and do a Destruction move.

    Thereby obliterating your body. While in the fire pit, and then he does the Fire move and accesses the secret "Fire" opponent. during the fight he will pick up pieces of your body and assault the Fire opponent with pieces of your flesh, while using your spine and head as a warhammer.

    He will then Scrap/Destroy Fire, and use your spine on the dive down deep into the guys body (from head down), and then smash what's left head first into the ground. The ground will then crack, and performing the Fire/Ice move again, will reach the second secret opponent: ICE.

    Ice then smashes whatever is left of you, and the Jaguar wins.

    PERFECT. VITALITY. DESTRUCTION. Million points.
     
  13. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    By depleting his ATP too rapidly as a consequence of that avatar!

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  14. one_raven God is a Chinese Whisper Valued Senior Member

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    at the hand of darksidZz, when he finally cracks.
     
  15. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    being dismembered excruciatingly slowly by samcdkey.

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  16. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

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    Being shredded by a giant oversized rodent.
     
  17. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    Through poetic justice.

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  18. Jeremyhfht Registered Senior Member

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    by the kitten for taking it's ball of yarn (avatar).
     
  19. [a-5] Sex machine, coin operated. Registered Senior Member

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    ^^ Smallpox.
     
  20. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

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    ^^ Smothered by samcdkeys boobs.
     
  21. one_raven God is a Chinese Whisper Valued Senior Member

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    will be killed by EmptyForceOfChi, Japanese warrior style, because he gave him shit about saying "peace" at the end of all his posts.

    edit: Nick beat me, this was for [a-5]
     
  22. Jeremyhfht Registered Senior Member

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    Will get smallpox from me.
     
  23. Killjoy Propelling The Farce!! Valued Senior Member

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    ^ Cut down by the sickle cell...
     

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