Will drunkendly relay his happiness about beating "those punk chealsea assholes" to a chelsea fan in a bar after the match.
` Alien brain implant power core containment failure subjects dura matter to lethal dose of "M-Rays"...
A freak weather balloon accident that will get conspiracy theorists going wild about aliens or some such nonsense.
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failed attempts at assassinating Rede for his attempted Anal Trauma, which resulted in his death from Anal Trauma.
killjoy will die in the mid pacific in a rowboat attemping to find an island full of [ENC]naked women[/ENC]
Jeremyhfht will die at the hands of Scorpion, from Mortal Kombat. Allow me to elaborate. First off, Scorpion will deplete your health...twice. At the FINISH HIM mark, he will jump back, pull out his spear, and shoot it into your leg and brutally dismember your lower left leg. Next, he will retract his spear and fling it into your right arm. He pulls and dismembers your right arm from the elbow down. Then, as you pitifully hop on one leg, he slowly walks up towards you with an evil grin on his face and twists your neck 180 degrees as you beg him to spare your life. FATALITY. ( How's that for sadistic?)
