god damn you

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by plasticwingsmelting, Nov 28, 2003.

  1. plasticwingsmelting Banned Banned

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  3. Absane Rocket Surgeon Valued Senior Member

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    I need 4 new tires... an oil change.... transmission fluid change... probably a new clutch... oh, I need to replace the weather striping on the passanger side. I just got done replacing the front brakes (too much smoke and the car liked to make sharp turns without me even using the steering wheel).

    What is wrong with your car?
     
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  5. outlandish smoki'n....... Registered Senior Member

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    plastic, what wheels you got??
     
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  7. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    Give me enough money and I will be happy to!

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  8. Killjoy Propelling The Farce!! Valued Senior Member

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    It's Simple...

    Open gas tank...

    Insert lit match...


    Is it fixed yet?
     
  9. plasticwingsmelting Banned Banned

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    come do it while im pumping gas.
     
  10. Killjoy Propelling The Farce!! Valued Senior Member

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    Hee!

    Will you give me a knowing wink just as the explosive vapors begin to combust?
    I could go to my grave gladly knowing it was for some sort of nihilist pun intended to trivialize the pretense of any meaning to existence!

    Bwa-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
     

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