Gimme a punchline

Discussion in 'Linguistics' started by Spud Emperor, Mar 11, 2010.

  1. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    Not heard this. But how about the right engine?
     
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  3. stateofmind seeker of lies Valued Senior Member

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    Lol! Great!
     
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  5. stateofmind seeker of lies Valued Senior Member

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    He should throw out the snakes in the mo'fuckin plane!
     
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  7. Dywyddyr Penguinaciously duckalicious. Valued Senior Member

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    1. Take giraffe to fridge.
    2. Remove elephant.
    3. Place giraffe in fridge.
    4. Close fridge door.
     
  8. scifes heckle the snobs Valued Senior Member

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    lol man that's more complicated than trying to find the killer halfway through an Agathe Christie novel.. i can hardly follow how the joke went, to actually make one that complex..
    well he should throw off the fridge, cuz it has a giraffe in it

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    hope that wasn't too unrelated
    lol ok another one;

    an italian got married on a sunday, at the first day of his marriage, his wife lost her ring in their villa's swimming pool, when he went to get it, he died, why?
     
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  9. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    No water in Pool.
    Cracked his skull.


    What do you call the person who helps your uncle to solve crimes?
     
  10. scifes heckle the snobs Valued Senior Member

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    cuz the fridge fell on him

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    ok, let me give it a try...
    hmm..:scratchin:...

    uncl-uless?

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    lol
     
  11. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    No, but I think you are beginning to get to grips with this.

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    Spud will get the answer.

    Happy St Patricks day everyone!

    Big Clue. Your uncle's wife is always peeping through her curtains to spot wrongdoers.
     
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  12. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    Really? I wracking my poor brain to no avail.
    It's not as easy as you might think. The only answers I've got so far are trite, ordinary and not worth putting up.

    Give me some time, it'll have to come to me.

    /stressed
     
  13. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    Uncle cover agent?

    O.K, I'll keep trying.
     
  14. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    Mind you the young amateur sleuth was quite feared.

    in a voice of pure gangster gravel
    - "O.K Malone has had de East side long enough, If he he doesn't comply to de new demands, we're gonna bring him to HIS niece!!"
     
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  15. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    I'll give you until tomorrow.
    I've put a big clue on post #108.

    Before you look at that though, a crossword clue.
    **G*****E
     
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  16. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    Vegetable? shit, I shoulda guessed :bugeye: ?

    What do you call T.E Lawrence with a speech impediment whilst he's performing cunnilingus?
     
  17. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    Person who helps your uncle solve crimes.

    A Vigilante. Vigil-AUNTY. Geddit?
     
  18. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    Lawrence of A labia?
     
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  19. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    Vigilante,
    very good. I couldn't see it for the life of me. I should have cos
    I call my own Aunty the antichrist.


    And yes, Lawlence of Alabia, finally we're on the same page
    and everyone else has buggered off.
     
  20. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    That would have made a good riddle spud.
    Which Antichrist thinks it's not the end of the world?

    Answer. Spud's Aunty, when he's upset because he couldn't solve a riddle.

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    The AuntieChrist
    "It's not the end of the world, Spud.
    You sit yourself down nice and comfy, and I'll go and make you a sandwich"
     
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