Finish my Sentence

Lorena Bobbit Surgical Hospital he decided to go to Denmark for a sex change because he always wanted to....

 

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...be a manwoman. But when he got there he found everyone....

 

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was insane. He knew they were insane because.......

 

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...they were speaking in tongues. One of them said "¡}¤¥¶¨©ª«¬*®¯°±²³×çðĄą÷ö¥œ?" To which he replied....

 

"E=MC² you twit, not æσô☻T=+q├╖S≈■ÜAeߺσ", finally they all shut up, some guy lit up a joint, drilled a hole in a coconut, inserted his dick and declared he was fucking nuts but then they all went......

 

...BANG! There was blood and pubic hair everywhere, but thankfuly the last man alive said.....

 

.....fuck! im the last man alive. Then he decided to look for the last woman alive, so he searched in...............

 

the paediatrics ward. Apparently there weren't any women there, but..

 

...he knew it was close to the morgue, where he opened up the....

 

ham and cheese sandwich he'd bought from the petrol station earlier on. He thoroughly enjoyed it and once he was finished, he..

 

...realised to his horror, that he had in fact eaten the remains of a....

 

..a cocker spaniel, which belonged to his mother, the crazy bitch forgot to...

 

...remove the wrapper before microwaving it. Just then, the last woman on Earth walked in....

 

I recognized her from a Sin Cities episode, it was Inga the Dominatrix, all 400 pounds of her stuffed in an undersized black leather corset, my first thought was......

 

...also my last, because I died that day from severe...

 

optical trauma, at least I thought I died because I became aware of another presence, "who's there?" I shouted, next thing you know a voice was heard saying....

 

....."This is CNN". I totally freaked out, I was expecting...

 

.....my kitty to come back, she meant everything to me, although I didn't deserve her, she ran away to find someone better........

 

.....at dangling a stupid fucking string in her face so she goes crazy, I mean what's the fuck with that??? Anyway I still had my dog 'Beefchop', who....

 

had started to hump a dead child in the corner of the morgue. After watching beefchop ravage the cold body of the little boy, I noticed something sticking out of...