Finish my Sentence

gonad rebellion that shook the founders to their foundations and

 

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resulted in their planet going apeshit which stunk to low heaven or in other words the next lower simulation thus Shan-La's father smelled a rat & packed up Shan-La & the family in their ship & moved to Beverly ... Hells that is which began Shan-La's quest to find the original simulation from which all simulations originate & determine if there is any reality that is not a simulation & if there is actually any such thing as

 

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one simulation seeking out another, like a book seeking a stage play seeking a movie seeking an audience seeking a memory seeking reality, but I wax philosophic no more, the time has finally come for......

 

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bouncing boobs that bounce along the streets and sidewalks merrily swinging themselves to the

 

Bountiful Bodacious Bard of Bonneville who had before been bereft of beautiful bouncing boobs & was hilariously happy once more until they

 

came upon a gang of twits that really had no wits because they were always

 

at Witzend which they couldn't escape when the Bard bounced merrily on her way way way way out from the mad mad mad world of

 

repetition that went on forever until one day the repletions started hearing echo's that always were

 

in the voice of Celine Dion and of course it drove all men, women and anything with ears mad, mad I tell ya, mad as Hell, so mad that ...aaaaggghhhaaaahahahahaggahagh!!!!! and then .......

 

and then ... and then ... and I'm NOT going to take it any more but turnabout is fair play so if you play you must pay the fiddler crab grass which grows & grows & grows & grows & grows & grows & grows

 

then stops, then grows some more before stopping again, and then just when you think its over it starts growing again, then it stops slightly before growing a little bit more before it finally stops and then we dry it and roll it, strike a match and.....

 

sssssssssssssssssssssssssss ... ... sssssssssssssssssss ... ... ssssssssssssssssssss ... ... BOOM ... ... ... so all good things must end including the Munsters Thing or was it the Addams Family regardless 1 thing leads to another so if you see 1 you can see them all except when things don't turn out the way you

 

thought they would when you attended Bible Camp, and you know the trouble began when the pastor decided that you ......

 

deserved special attention because you looked so cute playing volleyball in those gym shorts so you had to climb out the window & up the drain pipe & over the roof to jump to the next roof then to a tree where you found

 

Jim and Dave having sex with each other trying to stay away from all those who thought they were just

 

getting apples from the tree and despite the akward position and thorny branches they managed a full blown 69 position until suddenly...

 

a snake appeared and asked if it could grant them a wish what would they really wish

 

and they both wished for permanent erections, and thus they wandered through life in a perpetual.....

 

light-headed and mildly embarrassed state, until one day when...

 

Flemster's annoying little wandering gnat avatar started the infamous Subliminal Itch Pandemic, world leaders were at a loss to stop it until it was suggested that .....