Finish my Sentence

....and summon a herd of angry Buffalos to trample his enemies.....

 

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with hugs. One buffalo was named Oprah because

 

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.....well, why not? Oprah rocks! And her hooves were quite suitable for the occasion. But once they climbed the hill, they could see in front of them - a large army stretching as faw as the eye can see....

 

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consisting entirely out of belgian hobbits. Oprah's army crushed them without mercy underneath their hooves, cracking belgian skulls like they were of Iraqi children. A blood flow turned into a mighty red river ...

 

...and washed all of our sins away. Except for murder - that would require the spleen of a kitten. Thankfully the great cat killer, Samsonite, appeared in the West......

 

belgium with a troop of tame lions

 

and 10 headed dragons...

 

with fire-breathing abilities surgically removed...

 

sprinkled with WMDs

 

and changing their abilities into ability to control minds through telepathic psychosis...

 

and that kind of blabla, however the lions were equipped with rocket launchers

 

attached to their teeth.....

 

which was all really useless, since the dragons overtook the minds of those lions and made them self explode rockets destroying all these kitten like lions...lil' purr kitties...

 

...except the dragons displayed their one weakness, their love of puppy dogs......

 

and their puppy poo which the gobbled up like it was

 

being controlled...and all dog 'puppets....the dragons loved to practice mind control on these mindless creatures...

 

but the lions launched their rockets before they had a chance

 

and defeated the pathetic dragons, crushing their bones like weak cardboard.....

 

, meanwhile dragon cardboard images fell to reveal the real dragons behind it all...of course these "rockets" felt as though toothpicks have been thrown at the dragons, their skin bounced off the attack and the rockets were now accelerating at hypersonic speed through intercontinental trajectory at the lions...

 

but the lions killed the dragons and shitted in their eyeballs for fun. Then the powerful lvl113 mage turned up