Erection issue

Bet you end up thinking of Druuna everytime.

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Think about what your grandmother would say. That is most effective.

How would she say in Russian, Son how can you display your boner like that???

 

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I am glad I don't have a penis and don't need to worry about such things.

 

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What, you never have to worry about nipples showing?

 

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Okay, but you were obviously alluding to the notion that she's highly attractive, and that I was foolish to make the statements that I had made. Do you think I'm stupid or something? I know when you're trying to make one of your subtle, clever points, and this is a prime example of what I'm talking about. So go ahead, elaborate on why you made the post you made. I promise not to call you a lesbian. Man, I bet you're so horny right now, planning to make an elusive evening out of Orleander's image. You're probably lighting the candles and polishing the picture frame as I type this. I suggest you close your curtains, although you should really keep your disgusting personal life off these forums, you weirdo. But I still want to know why you made those comments, so please explain.

 

Actually my parents and grandparents are very accepting people...they allow me freedom.

 

do you worry about it? Show us some evidence.

 

Do women suddenly become ascetics of the flesh...on the threshold of grandmotherhood?

 

Yeah, its a major problem if you don't wear padded bras. I have big boobs and wearing padded bras makes them look bigger, so I have to trade off between wearing a padded bra or wearing clothes that don't show the nips.

Nope, but I imagine its not very comfortable if your grandmother walks in while you are sporting a boner. The grandma may be mildly amused, I'm expecting the mortification to be on draqons side.

 

SAM, SAM, SAM....evidence please...send me a picture, I will analyze it.

 

Sorry, its contraindicated in your condition.

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... why did you tell it to me than?

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Draqon, whip it out for us.

We want to see your cock.

 

I am not gay.

 

Also, Sam. Let's see the titties. I have no problem with my erections.

Pm me a pic. Preferably, bare. Or just post it here, as we know you're an exhibitionist under that burqa.

 

SAM just one minute of it...is all we ask fore...please SAM.

 

Draqon:

It's okay. We know you are.

But seriously. We just want to see your johnson. We don't want to touch it. Jeez. Homophobe.

 

There is nothing interesting about my johnson, its 5" and that is all.

 

That will work temporarily, but you obviously need to jack off more (or get a girl friend, or both).

If you're studying at home and suddenly get an erection, that's a good time to take a break and relieve some tension.

This clip from South Park illustrates what will prbably happen when you finally relieve some tension. It shows Stan's dad, who hasn't jacked off in 2 weeks due to the internet being down, sneaking into a room with internet access and finally getting some relief. It's called no more blue balls. It's hilarious:
http://animation.videosift.com/video/No-More-Blue-Balls-South-Park
Just hit play.

 

Wow. You poor bastard. That's a pretty short dick.

Anyway, Sam. And other women in this thread.

Let's see your breasts.

 

That was a gross scene, Madanthonywayne.

Plus, the best SP ep in a while was Tourette's. I nearly shat myself from laughter.