Dogs.

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  1. TheFrogger Valued Senior Member

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    Hi there. It was explained to me that Canines are so fast because they have four legs so run horizontally, not as an erection. When playing some humans (myself included) crawl on all-fours. This seems silly now, although I'll still do it because I love dogs (and also most animals.) All except Spiders! Eight-legged freaks. Just don't let your dog lick your mouth until you've brushed their teeth! Four legs? Probably been stamping on someone's head. ☺
     
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  3. akoreamerican Registered Senior Member

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    Why not like spiders? Eight legs is twice as good as four legs. Is it because you don't have eight limbs? Don't let jealousy rule you.

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  5. TheFrogger Valued Senior Member

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    Perhaps it's because they are hand-esque. Psychologically speaking Spiders are a Maternal figure: the front-legs look like a woman with her legs spread; /\/\ (M). ☺ Also arachnids can move in any direction, as with the Queen in Chess. This is also true of Helicopters. In psychology Horses represent a Paternal figure. I like Snakes, but hate Spiders. W ☺

    ^ is a dagger, x is dagger meeting dagger, v is the middle of the Maternal symbol, k is dagger from the starboard, and z is a timeline. ☺
     
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  7. akoreamerican Registered Senior Member

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    You hate women, gotcha

    It doesn't seem like a good reason to hate spiders but what do I know.
     
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  8. TheFrogger Valued Senior Member

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    Actually, no. I FEAR them. ☺

    "Hell hath no fury like a Woman scorned."- Unknown.

    When Arachnids mate, the female bites off the head of the male. Make of that what you will (rape?) Also female Spiders are larger. I don't mind little Spiders, but any as large as a hand...*shakes head* ☺
     
  9. akoreamerican Registered Senior Member

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    Are you sure you have had enough sample to make a conclusion to say that all women are scary? Perhaps only some women are scary, or just the women that live in your particular area?
     
  10. TheFrogger Valued Senior Member

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    Excellent arguement Akoreamerica. Some women I trust, when they are trustworthy. Otherwise I just wonder. ☺

    Incidentally, your name. I believe, "America" was a Woman. She should have been a God, like, "Nike" or, "Thor" but I have yet to discover if she was. There's a CAPTAIN America. Perhaps her true name was Erica, like Eliza-Beth (Bethany.) ☺
     
  11. akoreamerican Registered Senior Member

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    Nope, I believe America was named after some dude. Amerigo Vespucci
     
  12. TheFrogger Valued Senior Member

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    Thank you Akoreamerica. I didn't know that. ☺ America should be a God though, don't you think?
     
  13. akoreamerican Registered Senior Member

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    Calling a continent God? What lunacy is this?
     
  14. TheFrogger Valued Senior Member

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    The founder should have named the continent after a, "God." America was the final frontier: Man traversed the world entirely when it was dis-covered. It's the youngest country on the face of the Earth (The UNITED.STATES.) There will never be another country like it (unless we colonised Mooney.) It's also a world leader. ☺
     
  15. akoreamerican Registered Senior Member

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    Posting stuff while high can be fun once in a while I guess
     
  16. TheFrogger Valued Senior Member

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    Well how high do you want to get? How many nothings in a can of beer??
     
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  18. TheFrogger Valued Senior Member

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    They were already occupied countries. America was the last to be inhabited. It was a frontier. ☺
     
  19. akoreamerican Registered Senior Member

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    America was also occupied and inhabited before Europeans, and also there are still new frontiers to be explored (under ocean, other planets)
     
  20. TheFrogger Valued Senior Member

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    As I said, Mooney is to be explored. But those countries are not on Earth. The United.States. is the last country on Earth. Now I'm not saying it will remain, "for all eternity" but it was a Bastion. ☺ And by, "on EARTH" I mean that. Have you tried calculating what this means to us?
     
  21. akoreamerican Registered Senior Member

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    You are gonna need therapy for all that paranoia
     
  22. TheFrogger Valued Senior Member

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    Oh don't worry. If I overdo it I'll just die. ☺
     
  23. akoreamerican Registered Senior Member

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    I thought this thread was about dogs? My favorite breeds are huskys just cause they look cool and I like cold climates
     

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