Corrupt-A-Wish

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  1. domesticated om Cartoon character Valued Senior Member

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    Granted.....but then the plug falls out and she instantly deflates




    I wish I had a robot at my house that did all the cooking and cleaning.
     
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  3. Stryder Keeper of "good" ideas. Valued Senior Member

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    Your wife troll (An actual troll) manages to override her brainwashing program and becomes upset at being forced to do the housework so reverts to wearing the trousers, you're now the trolls man bitch.

    I wish England would lose at world cups..... (ha ha!)
     
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  5. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    Wtf? Foul!
     
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  7. domesticated om Cartoon character Valued Senior Member

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    That'll teach me list my hometown as "Mines of Moria" on my eharmony profile. :bugeye:
     
  8. Kernl Sandrs Registered Senior Member

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    I wish people would read the OP where it says the rules are simple, and note that it says nothing about being allowed only one wish.

    Also better grammar.
     
  9. GeoffP Caput gerat lupinum Valued Senior Member

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    Congratulations. That wish is uncorrupted.

    (Of course, you don't get anything else.)

    I wish to invent a perfect and recyclable energy source.
     
  10. stateofmind seeker of lies Valued Senior Member

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    lmao
     
  11. Dywyddyr Penguinaciously duckalicious. Valued Senior Member

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    Granted.
    Manufacturing that energy source, however, will raise the temperature of the planet by an average of 50 degrees C and destroy all oxygen in the atmosphere.
     
  12. christa Frankly, I don't give a dam! Valued Senior Member

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    Corrupt-a-wish!

    The rules are simple:

    I make a wish, and the next person to post finds an ironic way to derive bad consequences from granting the wish, or to otherwise tag a downside to it, and so on and so forth.


    If a wish is uncorruptable, there are two courses of action: corrupt it anyways, or answer the wish with "not granted".
     
  13. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    I wish to go freerunning with Daniel Ilabaca and then have sex with him all night.
     
  14. christa Frankly, I don't give a dam! Valued Senior Member

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    granted! but you now have AIDS...


    I wish for some extra cash to go out with the girls tonight!
     
  15. Stryder Keeper of "good" ideas. Valued Senior Member

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    Your extra cash is with me but you can't have it.

    I wish I didn't spend that money
     
  16. Omega133 Aus der Dunkelheit Valued Senior Member

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    Granted: But you find out it was drug money when the FBI busts your door down.

    I wish I had a Ford Mustang.
     
  17. christa Frankly, I don't give a dam! Valued Senior Member

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    you GET ur brand stinkin new ford mustang!!! but you parked it in the wrong area and everything stolen from it, then the tow truck won't give it back!

    I wish this weather would make up its mind!!!
     
  18. Kernl Sandrs Registered Senior Member

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    It does. It's now spitting hail the size of basketballs.



    I wish for something to wish for.
     
  19. Omega133 Aus der Dunkelheit Valued Senior Member

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    Granted: you wish for all the Twilight fans to come to your house and bug you.

    I wish I could be in Star Wars.
     
  20. Dywyddyr Penguinaciously duckalicious. Valued Senior Member

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    Granted: you get to play the guy right at the back in the crowd of 50,000 onlookers. Each and every one of whom (except for you) are 6 foot or taller. No one can see your face and you're not listed in the credits.
    No one believes you were in it.
     
  21. Omega133 Aus der Dunkelheit Valued Senior Member

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    You forgot to wish.
     
  22. Dywyddyr Penguinaciously duckalicious. Valued Senior Member

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    I wish I'd remembered to make a wish.

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  23. Omega133 Aus der Dunkelheit Valued Senior Member

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    Granted: Your wish was terrible and gets you booed.

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    I wish I owned a Schwimmwagen.
     

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