hey everyone, post your favorite Chuck Norris jokes, or make up your own. those are some good ones. here are my chuck norris jokes: chuck norris once tried to snowboard, however the snow promptly turned to water after wetting itself in fear. the TV show quantum leap is actually the life and times of chuck norris. however, they could not use chuck as the star of the show because the last two places they tested a show that awesome were Hiroshima and Nagasaki.