Can you get out of any situation?

Real nice strategy. I did that once at a police station. I gave the woman a real confusing ass story to get her to sign the form saying my license plate was stolen. She asked a whole bunch of questions, but I kept piling more stuff into the story to boggle her mind. The truth is, I lost the plate.

One time I snuck in the theater, and the officer was checking tickets. I told him I dropped mine, and he made me go to the front to verify a ticket was sold to me. I pointed to one of the tellers, and the asshole said that she never saw me before. But I gave him some bullshit story about how I came in late. I think he got confused because he let me in.

 

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