Bow before me, peons!

Discussion in 'Religion Archives' started by ThatJerk, Nov 27, 2002.

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  1. ThatJerk Registered Senior Member

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    By right of conquest I've declared myself Emperor Wang I of the new United North America, and my third act (after selecting my harem and getting a really really sweet car complete with a wicked audio system and space lasers) is to outlaw all forms of Intentional Ignorance, namely, religion.

    What, fair citizens, should the punishment be for those who flout my iron-fisted law? I leave it in your hands.
     
  2. Nehushta Registered Senior Member

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    Anyone who would not have you rule over them shall be brought and slain before you, of course. After all, isn't that what Jesus would do? ;)
     
  3. Thor "Pfft, Rebel scum!" Valued Senior Member

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    Buy me a pizza and I'll kill for you!!
     
  4. ThatJerk Registered Senior Member

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    Thor

    If you act as my loyal servant, I'll make you Minister of Beer and Pizza with exclusive 'taxation' rights on the industry.

    Nehushta

    I can't speak for Jesus, but speaking for myself that's exactly what would happen. But I like how you said that, so I give you the option to become my Minister of the joint departments of Clever Quips and Propoganda.
     
  5. yumyum The All Knowing.. I think Registered Senior Member

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    now all you have to do o great leader is move all the ignorant people to one place and bomb them.
     
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