bleeding nipples...errr....=}

Discussion in 'Health & Fitness' started by draqon, Sep 12, 2009.

  1. John99 Banned Banned

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    so shave it off.
     
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  3. draqon Banned Banned

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    it will regrow back...

    plus, isnt it like gay to shave hair off once body? I dont like anything that deals with gay people.
     
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  5. GeoffP Caput gerat lupinum Valued Senior Member

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    ...:wallbang:

    draqon...
     
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  7. John99 Banned Banned

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    you have to maintain it. women do these things all the time and just look at body builders. you have to cheat a little sometimes.
     
  8. draqon Banned Banned

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    look instead of wallbanging...express your emotions and thoughts in clear concise statements.
     
  9. draqon Banned Banned

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    well I guess I might try it...

    but what if my future wife will actually want chest hair and by that time I got it all shave off, than what?!! :bugeye:
     
  10. Absane Rocket Surgeon Valued Senior Member

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    Who is the "kind of guy" that runs shirtless? Oh well, doesn't matter.

    A hairy body is a masculine trait. Real women go after real men. Period. Shave it or wax it if it really bothers you, but don't look at it as something undesirable. That's just crossing the line closer to gay.

    It's the woman that hasn't grown up yet that goes for the prepubescent body. Women go gaga over guys like Mike Rowe and Harrison Ford. Girls aged 13-25 go for the effeminate guys like Zac Efron or Chase Crawford.

    There is something so fucking stupid about Western culture... as the decades go by, society is becoming more and more feminine. Eh.


    Actually, you know what? Fuck it. Why in the hell are you enslaving yourself to a lifestyle or bodily ideal to attract women? Who cares if women do or do not like chest hair? Live a life independent of what other people or women think of you. Live an amazing life regardless of who approves of it. In the end, you'll attract all the women in the world... and the right ones won't be turned off such superficial bullshit as whether or not you have chest hair.
     
  11. John99 Banned Banned

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    you can always make excuses and say that you do it for training purposes. luckily it is easy to shave your own chest.

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  12. John99 Banned Banned

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    no way, i see society becoming more masculine.

    afa shaving his chest...maybe he can trim it down a little to thin it out and it isnt so bushy.
     
  13. Absane Rocket Surgeon Valued Senior Member

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    Explain. Who are today's masculine role models?
     
  14. Syzygys As a mother, I am telling you Valued Senior Member

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    Advice:

    Start a band called Bleeding Nipples and wear red shirts. Problem solved.

    Confession: My nipples bled too, but for a different reason:

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  15. Syzygys As a mother, I am telling you Valued Senior Member

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    There is actually a plug invented for bleeding nipples, by Toyota:

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    You just screw it in, and once a day let it bleed out, naturally.
     
  16. Absane Rocket Surgeon Valued Senior Member

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    I suppose you could use a bleeder to control anal leakage, too.
     
  17. mugaliens Registered Member

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    The weight might help dragon's running...
     
  18. draqon Banned Banned

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    how so?
     
  19. Grim_Reaper I Am Death Destroyer of Worlds Registered Senior Member

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    Cut 2 holes in your shirt were your nipples are or man up and run with out a shirt.
     
  20. draqon Banned Banned

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    I am not that kind of a guy who runs without a shirt. And a shirt with holes for nipples would look gay. So no.

    I am just using bandages long as they last.
     

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