As smart as she is Beautiful

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by one_raven, Aug 27, 2007.

  1. GeoffP Caput gerat lupinum Valued Senior Member

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    Oy remembers a movie about o'er in Korea or wotever an' one of th' lads is criticizin' Yanks, lawk, an' 'e sez: "Well, dey don't speak propa English lawk we does, innit?" Too right.

    Actually I like the southern accent quite a bit. Had a hottie from South Carolina (such as) and when she spoke I had to wipe the drool off me face before I could respond.

    Yeah, well, I need sex, so I can't criticize everyone.

    Oh, no.
     
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  3. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    Well Koreans is another bunch wot don't talk proper... serve 'em right for bein' foreign.

    I just talk to Geordie lasses for the same effect.
    Saves leaving England and ruining my rabid xenophobia.

    Well duh, but THAT badly?
     
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  5. GeoffP Caput gerat lupinum Valued Senior Member

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    Aye! Bloody little buggers. They should talk roight, they should.

    Geordies? Don't the hairy arms and pipes dissuade you?

    I worked for a Geordie at a warehouse once. I lost the end of the packing tape one time and he said

    "Auck, Geoff, dinna sey ye've lost th' bloudy end alriddy."

    He'd had a leg off in the Welsh coal mines (I'm not taking the piss here) and so he had a wooden leg to replace it. Stumped along a right proper pirate. Christ it was odd.

    How can you denigrate the Southern accent? I'm talking Georgia and South Carolina, mind, not Texas. "H'ah do declah, Geoff, you're a handsome devil." Oh, yes.
     
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  7. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    Foreigners - what do they know?
    God's punishment is making them talk funny.

    With that accent (on women) who notices armpits?

    Easy. I'm English.

    Tart -anyone that takes a shine and you're in there like rat up a drain pipe.
     
  8. USS Exeter unamerican american Registered Senior Member

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    This person attempted suicide because of all the taunting from this incident. But right away I knew that the poll was not true. maybe 1/50 americans can't locate their own country, but 1/5? There's something wrong with that.
     
  9. Norsefire Salam Shalom Salom Registered Senior Member

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    She's not smart nor beautiful
     
  10. draqon Banned Banned

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    ...:bugeye:

    she is definitely beautiful
     
  11. Norsefire Salam Shalom Salom Registered Senior Member

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    No, she's not. (no offense) but I don't like rednecky girls much...
     
  12. (Q) Encephaloid Martini Valued Senior Member

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    Would you find her more attractive if she wore a burkha, thus covering that red neck?
     
  13. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    I doubt it! She was on Letterman and other shows, so if anything her name is now better known than the winner.
    Whoever told you she tried to kill herself was severely misinformed.
     
  14. USS Exeter unamerican american Registered Senior Member

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    She was still given a lot of crap about that whole situation.
     
  15. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    Yeah, so. That doesn't mean she tried to kill herself.

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  16. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    she's incredibly cute
    and incredibly stupid

    and she's going to marry an incredibly rich old man
    who will make her life incredibly pleasant and simple.

    Would you swap places with her?

    (I don't mean you in particular Orleander)
     
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  17. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    except for the old part, Hell Yeah!!
     
  18. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    NO I wouldn't ......old man ......no way.......rich man......I am no gold digger
    If I met someone and fell and love and they were rich.....its just a bonus.
    Would I be with someone because they were rich and bought me whatever I wanted...NEVER.....I have had those opportunites and passed them down.
     
  19. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    Are you nuts?

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  20. Tiassa Let us not launch the boat ... Valued Senior Member

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    A few points:

    (1) She's a beauty pageant contestant.
    (2) The idea of an intelligence test in a beauty pageant is, and always has been, a sad joke.
    (3) Politicians in the US follow the WYWA rule ("Answer the question you Wish You Were Asked"), which doesn't actually fly in beauty pageants.
    (4) An article I caught over the weekend about the Appalachian State upset of the Michigan Wolverines (at the Big House, no less) rubbed salt in Ann Arbor's wounds: apparently, this beauty is on her way to App. State.
    (5) Theoretically, that could have been Jon Benet Ramsey up there. (She would have been 18 this year.) Her death obsessed a nation because she was so damn cute, and the story so damn weird. But this is what her parents were grooming her for. Even if they didn't kill her, they were killing her.​
     
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  21. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    Being a gold digger isn't me either. I just assumed it was love. Just because he's older doesn't mean a person wouldn't love him. (I'm still having the grey hair issues, so the old man part is out for me.)
     
  22. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    Please explain that.
     
  23. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    Does that mean you would or you wouldn't?
    That could mean either.
     
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