Are you a Jihadist?

If you were a jihadist, you wouldn't answer the poll, because it says nothing about 72 virgins. Instead you'd hem and haw and make excuses NOT to answer the poll.

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I cant answer the poll. For my family i am a fighter, afaik everyone else is. For my country, it depends. I would not fight for Saddam or someone like him. "Your" country is just a patch of dirt, and it is only 'yours' when they want you to die for it. But i would fight for U.S, because i can only assume the alternative to be much worse.

Where does that come from anyway?

 

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The way the poll is posed, of course the answer is fight back.

But when I think "jihadist", I think of a bunch of cowards in masks screaming "Allah akbar" and then cutting off the head of some innocent person they have tied up. I think of men hijacking planes and crashing them into the world trade center. I think of savages torturing and killing school children in Beslan.

So while jihadist may have some positive meaning in its original definition, it's kind of picked up a bad reputation of late.

 

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and it feels so good!

 

they pay money...lots of money...to kill your brothers and sisters...and than yourself for a lulliby of 72 virgins...

 

From what I've seen of jihadists they are the most incompetent bunch of idiots around, much better suited to killing their own than the enemy.

 

are you a crusader or a viking, spp?

 

I am a rat on board the crusader's/viking's ship

 

A fisherman

 

The exterminator has been informed.

 

Also are the above the only options available to a jihadi?

 

No, you can also sit in cave putting on lipstick.

 

jesus was a carpenter. :shh:

 

I would eat the lipstick...if its edible...is it edible?

 

I do that on the side. Check out this little love nest.

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if jesus had similar carpenting skills then maybe it was for the good of mankind that he switched his career to messiah'ing.

 

If the materials jesus had to work with were human beings then that would be a monumental success.

 

shame other people have been remodeling the work of jesus.

 

Not remodelling, restoring. Refurbishment is the big thing these days.

 

remember that jesus patented his status in the bible...yes it all says there...all the image copying is protected by GOD. Galactical Omniscent Dynasty that is. Oh yes and Moses is the prosecutor.