UP YOUR BIG FAT STANK . . . wah? . . . oh. I can't even begin to read this whole thing. Nerdiness moves me. I don't think I mean some kind of computer geek or whatever. I'm talking about lonely losers with no life, and lots of problems and even more complaints. They're just so much realer than these idiots that run around with some sort of illusion that life is so great and acceptable. It snot!
Re: Re: Any ideas for nerdoverlord.com? /They're just so much realer than these idiots that run around with some sort of illusion that life is so great and acceptable. It snot! It certainly can't be if you don't think it can, ass. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! You calling me an idiot in my nerd thread man? That's freakin harsh.
*squints and grits teeth* argh..... I dunno man. I think it's they're pretty well... shit. Okay you're right. Bastards. Uhm, I'll bet though that Gates has a bigger nerd than Hawking working for him somewhere in microsoft. Heh. You know that's gotta be true. In a sense then, Gates gets like a group XP bonus on his nerd points, so he's leveled farther than Hawkings without having to do the fucking work. Just like a goddamn rich kid. :bugeye: Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Tips and tricks to become "The True Nerd"? Or your life schedule for a day, described minute by minute?
Cool skill finds life "unacceptable"Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! My summary of your "life isn't fair" thread was spot on whether you really like skittles or not.
a nerdoverlord website should look nerdy. Yours doesn't quite look nerdy enough Wesmorris. It should have more figures, glasses, zits, starwars, and D&C. I have seen none of that on your site. Shame on you wesmorris. You give nerds a good name. stop it immediately
i will not stop. i could rehide the link, but the site is in the works. i've had a snag which requires me to re-install my photo-editing software and damnit last night was the release of the extended version of the two towers so I didn't do it. if possible, i will NOT give nerds a good name. I plan to continue the tradition of comedy in association with the word. you have been warned.
How about, "you wish you were a nerd because..."? Or 89.17132 x 10^(-1) reasons nerds get the high score. Or "Adopt a nerd?" or "nerd mating habits (and migration patterns? (in terms of trade shows that cater to them - like comdex, etc.))" or "poke this nerd" and have a picture of that guy above mapped to soundeffects and rattles off stuff like meph said earlier about trading cards and snorts and stuff. hehe. or get lou to write an essay expounding on his definitions and their impact on pop culture and the human species in general, of course with as ridiculous of a slant as possible. or ah fuck I'm spent.
Is it too tough keep track of your own words? "these idiots that run around with some sort of illusion that life is so great and acceptable" Do you follow that really subtle inference?
yo boss, definition section: define geek, nerd, dweeb, dork, spaz and anyothers plus subspecies. Perhaps how to identify them in the wild. Test:to determine subject's type and %. (I've a few ideas on that one..) links to really nerdy webpages I dig the whole " great moments in nerd history" thing. Good idea boss. some random ubernerdy thing like prime number of the week or something. Abstracts of your 'articles' with links to the appropriate thread. Lot's of hidden shit...oh yeah. Like that little one you got in the lower left side, that should be a link to something. I don't know what, but it should be. Or put a period the same color as the background somewhere on each page and have it link to the secret nerd repository of knowledge or some shit.. Hmmm... monthly polls of a nerdy nature. (ex: best star trek captain) A sign up form for the nerd army. umm...hello? manifesto?? Nerd gear... oh yeah, merchandising...(probably shold wait on that till traffic goes up. Donation center?
Re: yo boss, Great ideas. heheh. this should be fun. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! hehe, my wife had it to where the darth vader theme played when the page loaded. it was sweeeet. what do you think? It was kind of annoying though because it took a while to load. what do you think, a "nerds only" section? make it only accessable to those who can correctly answer some nerdy question? "Please provide Pi to 5 decimal places" "Welcome to the herd" or "Begone poser!". hehe. okay back to work.
Re: Re: yo boss, hmm... Well, a short midi of the theme set to loop at the right place might not take too long to load (though I would put the controls up so the veiwer can turn it off if they want). You could always make it an option at a opening screen. Like one of those flash, no flash options..guess it depends on how in depth you plan on going. funny enough I was thinking to 5 decimal places was too easy. That is all I really remember anymore. Then I realized that most people probably just know where the key is on the calculator. Yesss..nerd only section...excelent..
No kidding. Point? No it wasn't. There were so many holes in that as I notably pointed out. And for your information, it is unacceptable.
I believe that the different types of nerd laughter should be documented, as part of the taxonomic process. My favourite is the nasal "HAHA-snort-HAHA-snort" laugh.
