Why do aliens pick people up and well probe them up the butt? If you have ever noticed they always pick up Dewayne from the Ozarcks and butt diddle them. Then everyone wants to know what happend and the guy says "well they took me up into the space ship took off my pants, stuck somethin up my butt and droped me off at the 7-11". They sound like little green perverts to me. If I was one of them Id at least pick up one of the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders or somethin.