A sign or not?

Discussion in 'Religion Archives' started by tsmith, Apr 14, 2008.

  1. Myles Registered Senior Member

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    The personal message is, always drive carefully.

    The rock with the face of Jesus is the original Rock of Ages
     
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  3. John99 Banned Banned

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    Myle, your becoming very religious.
     
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  5. spidergoat pubic diorama Valued Senior Member

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    Hell, I look like Jesus too, what's the big deal? And my Mom seems to appear on my toast every morning, I don't know why.

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  7. Myles Registered Senior Member

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    You need your eyes tested. Jesus never appears in soup. You're confusinhg him with Moses. You can sometimes see Jesus in pizza
     
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    But Spidergoat, your Jewish.
     
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  10. Myles Registered Senior Member

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    I agree. Lately I have been having nightmares about the Popemobile plunging over a precipice
     
  11. spidergoat pubic diorama Valued Senior Member

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    With long hair, a beard, and a tendency to spend long periods alone in the wilderness and no one seems amazed about that, but a rock gets them going.
     
  12. John99 Banned Banned

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    ahhhh Myle, i see a change in you already.
     
  13. spidergoat pubic diorama Valued Senior Member

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    Lookin' for love in all the wrong places...
     
  14. John99 Banned Banned

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    Lookin' for love in too many faces
     
  15. spidergoat pubic diorama Valued Senior Member

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    ...in too many rock formations...

    How much do you want to bet there is a rock that looks like anything you can think of? At work, a colleague of mine has a rock shaped like a foot.
     
  16. John99 Banned Banned

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    Its hard to say. Jesus, takes on many forms.
     
  17. Myles Registered Senior Member

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    Who knows the poem which begins,

    I see His face in every flower, His eyes in stars above......i
     
  18. toolzombie Registered Member

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    I like to paint images of Jesus, The Virgin Mary, Buddah, Stalin, and a few other folks on rocks, trees, goats, and sometimes even perishable food items and leave them lying around in roads in such so that people can feel alive. Perhaps you were one of my victims.


    My official vote is "not".


    I'm happy for you, though, that ...um... well, that you inadvertently helped a mini-van and it's inhabitants.
     
  19. Vkothii Banned Banned

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    Funny, I recall a distinct sense of having been saved by something (call it fate, or my muse...?), right after every time I ever cheated death by bugger-all.
     
  20. SnakeLord snakeystew.com Valued Senior Member

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    I assume you have a camera?

    Any chance you can take a picture of this rock and let us see?
     
  21. audible un de plusieurs autres Registered Senior Member

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    it wouldn't by chance be one of these. would it
    I can see god, moses, jesus, mary, and adam and even judas. who can you see.
     
  22. Lori_7 Go to church? I am the church! Registered Senior Member

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    i wish i had a rock with the face of jesus on it. i could beat morons over the head with it. like people who drive mini-vans five miles under the speed limit.
     
  23. Myles Registered Senior Member

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    Become a Muslim, then you will have lots of opportunities to throw stones at people.
     

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