Why does he keep at it? Simple - because Anal Probing is the longest running gag joke in Alien mythos... http://www.jasoncolavito.com/aliens-and-anal-probes.html http://wickedscholar.0catch.com/analprobe.html https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071117202502AAjq4AQ http://www.kenrockwell.com/analprobe/dissent.htm http://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=120698 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rectal_examination#Popular_culture Aliens are synonymous with Anal Probing... to the point that even Neil deGrasse Tyson weighed in on it! http://www.thedailybeast.com/articl...rasse-tyson-debunks-alien-rectal-probing.html and yet, people insist it not only happens, but for good reason! http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread1064275/pg1 So, to answer your question - why is this appropriate? Simple - because it has been the "butt" of alien abduction jokes and a mainstay of alien abduction stories for-fucking-ever. But, do go on... continue to paint MR as the "innocent victim". I wash my hands of this farce - the Alternative Theories forum is officially yours, Bells.