1001 Ways To Know You've Been Looking at sciforums.com too much.

113. you start eating frogs, and beating up drawler. *beats up drawler and eats a frog*

 

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(mmmh, I always thought you only lick frogs, but eating them?)
114. You think you can do physical damage to some virtual character.

 

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115. you find out that drawler is a virtual construct and not really a person.

p.s. very drool. why do people always make comments about me being mad?

 

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(Don´t know, perhaps because you act a bit mad? And of course Dreamwalker is not really existing. After all it is just my online character. And I have some of them. Actually, I noticed that Dreamwalker doesn´t always say the things he should say

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Hence, not all of his beliefs are my beliefs and not everything he says is intended to be said this way... So, I can say that Dreamwalker is just a product of my mind, but he is much too nice and compromising most of the time.)

 

I Aam Not mAD *is mad*

drawler is the person who is drawler, just a different facet of his personality, where some parts are active that ususally arent, and vice cersa. so THERE.

 

No, not a facet, more like a dream. I cannot control my dreams that well, but I can control my mind, my personality...

I suppose I am somewhat mad, even compared to you Unsound.

 

that stuck home that did *sobs as drawler hits my home* HEY DAMMIT YOULL RUIN THE PAINT>
i was right, but i cant be bothered to go over it again.

 

116. You start to speak in Ingsoc like terms like "Drawler"
117. You open your mouth and people feel an instant urge to run awaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy!

 

118. You write meaningless things in a meaningless forums called "Cesspool"
119. You post on those forums
120. You think about getting up you chair and eat something, but you keep replying to new pointless threads and don't get up....

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121. You've put off going to the store for cigarettes for over two hours and you're practically frantic for nicotine, but there's just... one more... post to read... (I need nicotine!!!!!)

 

122. Sciforums is your only source of frustration
123. When frustrated, you scratch the monitor violently.
124. You realize you can do things here that you'd never do in person. Like ripping someone's head off and sticking it up their ass.

 

125. You fire up sciforums before you fire up that cigarette you've been waiting for so long. (Ok, just kidding on that one. Although, if I had a computer in my car...)

 

126. You have a Porfiry (Dave) shrine..or a blow up doll.

 

127. You are still online, but you wanted to stop an hour ago.

 

128. The letters on your keyboard have been worn out to a point where every key looks the same.
129. Someone knocks on your door and the first words you say to them is "man boobies"
130. Your answering machine has the following messege:

"Hello, you have reached the home of {put real name here} ... sorry I can't come to the phone right now ... please leave a messege and I'll try to get back to you as soon as possible. Or if you like, please register on Sciforums.com and look for {put forum name here} ... and once you find me, post a messege somewhere on the board (within their respectable catagory) and you'll be certain that I will find it and reply to it in timely fashion."

131. You quit school because you find sciforums has a higher "educational" value
132. You were taken out of school because your parents find you learn more here than at school

 

133. You've seen far too many "muslims are shit" threads.

 

134. When you're one of the 'twenty' people or so who have brought this thread count to 134.

 

135. You post again for no good reason whatsoever.

 

136. You post a reason on the list of "1001 ways to know you've been looking at Sciforums too much" thread.
137. You post more than five reasons.

 

138. you come and post nonsense threads at 2:00 AM because you can't sleep
139. for some reason, this is the first place you come to when you have a project you don't want to work on.