Masterbation chit chat

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by Stryder, Jul 1, 2009.

  1. Stryder Keeper of "good" ideas. Valued Senior Member

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    Okay the news title's not quite the same and I couldn't really put the title more befitting of Sciforums socialite class of "More reasons to be a wanker". A news article that has come from the BBC (I don't even want to image investigative reporting in regards to this)

    Daily sex 'best for good sperm'
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8125934.stm

    Simply put the more active your sexual organs are, the more refined they are for the task they do. (Just don't let it all get to your heads now.)
     
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  3. Medicine*Woman Jesus: Mythstory--Not History! Valued Senior Member

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    M*W: I agree and have stated this a few times. I recommend 3x per week to maintain a healthy prostate. Any method will do. However, I would the Carradine technique.
     
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  5. Communist Hamster Cricetulus griseus leninus Valued Senior Member

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    Does anybody remember buddha1?
     
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  7. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    Don't you mean Happeh?
     
  8. Giambattista sssssssssssssssssssssssss sssss Valued Senior Member

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    Wow! I'm masturbating as I read this!

    Not.

    Perhaps for prostate health, but quality of sperm doesn't really do anything for me. Honestly.
     
  9. Giambattista sssssssssssssssssssssssss sssss Valued Senior Member

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    He was a good time! He was a very driven and determined man. I think he made a short comeback under a different name not too long ago. Got banned for being a sock puppet.

    Vaguely remember the name. What was the connection?
     
  10. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    Masturbating causes AIDS and makes your spine bent: [ENC]Happeh[/ENC].
     
  11. Giambattista sssssssssssssssssssssssss sssss Valued Senior Member

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    NOW I remember! I don't quite see the resemblance between the two people, though.
     
  12. jnc1110 Registered Senior Member

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    Its also great if you like having droopy testicles.
     
  13. Communist Hamster Cricetulus griseus leninus Valued Senior Member

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    Ah yes, silly me.
     
  14. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    Buddha1 and Happeh?
    I don't think there is a connection, I think that Communist Hamster mis-remembered the name and meant Happeh. But I could be wrong.
    Buddha1 was the guys that claimed 95% of all males were homosexual or something equally amusing.
     
  15. PsychoticEpisode It is very dry in here today Valued Senior Member

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    What's the trade off? Arthritis in both hands at an early age?

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  16. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    Can I send my sexual organs out for a morning jog while I have a lay-in?
    Would that count as "active"?
     
  17. Stryder Keeper of "good" ideas. Valued Senior Member

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    Oli, If it works for you, it works for you.

    I suppose you could ask if the future will eventually devolve into a idiocracy or not, considering if the genetics is suppose to be better from "over use/greater use/more activity", the "idiots" that over breed might well sow the future Nobel prize winners.
     
  18. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    I'll give it go

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    Are we not moving that way as it is?
    It seems to be a case of "I've got the opportunity to have sex, therefore I'll breed".
    "Future Nobel prize winners"?
    Is there a category for "not putting both legs into the same leg of your trousers"?
    I think we'll need one in the not-too-distant future.
     

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