And anyone that questions the validity of Athelwulf's mission and meaning to exist shall burn in hell.
Well, the story is actually kinda simple, but I don't know all the details yet. Y'see, this guy existabrent started [Thread=56058]this thread[/Thread]. I saw the thread fairly quickly and looked at it, and to my amazement he had "WWAD what would Athelwulf do?" in his subname-thingy-whatchamacallit. I posted asking him why this was so. Someone else asked me if I was flattered. I said I was, and asked if it was the start of a new fad or something. Killjoy here took that as a cue to start this thread here. What I don't know yet is what prompted existabrent to write "WWAD". There may be a back story to it, which I might want to investigate. But for now, what I've explained is all you need to know.
Just like jesus died at the cross betrayed by one of his own, the Messiah Athelwulf was expelled from Sciforums by the concentrated negative energy of the elite of our most cynical posters. Obviously they were guided by the Good Lord himself because Athelwulf needed to disappear so He could be resurrected ensuring his divine status of beacon of Everything. And then he was resurrected by the good Lord again. The Messiah returned. Not after a millenium. No, in a fraction of this Time. And now we have to ask the question WWAD again. And the Lord saw he gave us the light to reach a higher plane of humanity. WWAD. The 10 commandments have become superfluous in one single stroke. They are replaced by WWAD. Praise the good Lord.
And quite correctly so. Every technical term should have an unpronouncable acronym. All hail Athelwulf, the inventor of snot'wuh....
Well, one thing he'd do is treat everyone equally so no hating on gays, Mexicans, Muslims, or whoever. Oh, he'd also avoid war. Yup. And he'd also... eat a really large pepperoni-olive pizza with lots of very yummy pizza sauce. Yum.