W W A D ??? The Only Question That Matters !!!

Hail Athelwulf !!!
He is Risen !!!

A snot'wuh ... Behold ! A fatwa...

It is a Holy Proclamation of the Lord !

 

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So do we declare a general snot'wuh? Death to all sensical acronyms!

 

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What's nasty about equality, peace, and pizza?

 

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And where did the apostrophe in "snot'wuh" come from?

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To make it slightly less pronouncable of course (to make people do the glottal stop before saying the "wuh" - otherwise it'd be said sno'wuh - Estuary accent ) - it was in the first one I wrote down. Alternatively it came from the key just to right of "M" on the keyboard...

 

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Nasty?
Yeah, your smelly pizza that's what's nasty.
Nothing bad about equality, peace, and pizza without shit on it.

Killjoy you crack me up like you ...don't know.

 

The lord has spoken to me in a dream. No, not a dream. A vision. A vision of visionary propertions, beyond the size even of Athelwulfs cravings for fatty pizzas! Beyond the depths of Sciforum's platitudinousjism of postiwhorismjism and acnejism.

The vision started foggy like a myst of miniscule pre-vomit particles sprayed in your face by the retched act of retching of a thousand boulemic teenage girls. And then the clearest of images appeared before me.

The Evil Bush!

I declare a Snot'wuh on Bush!

Because WWAD would not put Bush on his pizza!

 

Now stop this...

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It's silly.​

 

That's right, he wouldn't. Because Bush is evil.

How do you know it's not you who is silly?

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roken brengt u en anderen rondom u ernstige schade toe.

fumer nuit gravement 'a votre sante et celle de votre entourage.

rauchen fugt ihnen und den menschen in ihrer umgebung erheblichen schaden zu.

 

Ist das wahr? Wie interessant...

 

to smoke deals you and others damage serious around you.

to smoke night seriously has your health and that of your entourage

smoke joins them and humans in their environment substantial harm too.

Is that true? As interesting...

 

Now we have an agenda (and a fairly safe one at that):
I hereby dedicate myself to totally destroying each and every pizza parlour that serves Bush Pizza!
I can see it now...
"Hello, Speedy Pizza"
"Uh, yeah. Do you do Bush Pizza?"
"Hey, coincidence! We just started making them. 10 inch or 12 inch?"
"Die scum. I'll be round in ten minutes with the suitcase nuke"
But it'll cost in phone bills - any chance of a sub from party funds?

 

Why are you all talking about George Bush?

 

bush nuke bin laden uranium terrorism sears tower bomb guns baghdad tehran.

 

You started it it! (Oooh, playground fight)

SpuriousMonkey:

 

Maybe I was referring to the growth of pubic hair around the genital area of the average non-shaven woman?

People are so political nowadays.

 

But YOU are the one that assumed we were talking about GEORGE Bush. The rest of us just said "Bush". Okay, Devil Inside's comment could mean GB, but it could also mean pubic hair at a stretch.

 

ehhhhh? and what about men's bush ay? unshaven unkempt males? Hairy european! Meanwhile is the non shaven woman 'average' or now the 'minority' . A poll anyone?

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Oh and that goes for both sexes, as men have discovered the secret of long...evity and NO I'm not talking about life expectancy!

 

I didn't realize it was the standard practice to nuke a bush.

I just added the female part of the bushy thing because I asked myself first: WWAD?