The toughest critter I came across was a chihuhua that bit into my testicles and didn't let go until one of them was in its stomach.
An act of God is father slipping on the wet tiles as he enters the bathroom unbuckling his pants, while I'm taking a shower at the age of 10....
When time ends for me, I just put another quarter in the box.
I don't know what God can be held accountable for, but I know he ows me for the damn face he gave me.
George Bush is cute and when he says a large word, I like how he pauses - all proud of himself and how he remembered his handlers coaching - before...
Which only proves that taking it up the ass makes you more creative.
I should know.
Even moreironic, how people go to chrurch thinking God will be there.
Very upset right now.
I was expecting a vid.
100 cocks better than 1.
But 1 big cock better than 100 small ones.
I’m afraid that your Italian heritage will exclude you from her perspective mates.
She calls southern...
Name one creative process not sparked by opposition, then.
All life is, simply, reactive.
The subject defined by the object.
Yes it would, wouldn't it?
I’m paying tribute to the brave, selfless, enlightened warriors of western civilization.
You miserable, disgusting disingenuous fuck!
Have you come back here to hijack this thread?
We all know what you are thinking and why....
Couldn’t have put it better myself, sister- if I am allowed to be presumptuous enough to call you that.
I would say that the truly creative...
Ladies, ladies please.
You are embarrassing yourselves.
Fighting over who doesn’t want the Wanderer is pointless and shameful.
If every man,...
That dude needs help, man.
Let’s organize an intervention and save that motherfucker from himself.
I think only the most healthy amongst...
Don’t even associate me with that faggot.
Have you seen what people are saying about him over in the ‘It all started with a farm..’...
Now that all you smart people have spoken I can say with awe:
Man that Wanderer’s a loser.
What a pathetic manoid, what a waste of matter....
Of course they “volunteered”, just like a child-whore in Thailand volunteers, or is volunteered by her dad, to sell her body to strangers....
Thanks, my dear, Wanderer finally sees.
I have this insatiable need to drink my own urine; what does that mean?
I don’t know, I thought...
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