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"I'm not sure what's more peculiar: watching the Republican National Committee's spokesperson quoting 'My Little Pony' on national television or watching him pretend not to understand what 'plagiarism' means.
Meanwhile, the one and only Katrina Pierson huffed, "This concept that Michelle Obama invented the English language is absurd".
"There was no indication," Mr. Benen retorted, "she was kidding."
Once upon a time I actually did respect the basic principle of being a Republican. All that stuff about how we might disagree but we're still on the same side, that sort of thing. I wish it was true.
And while Katrina Pierson is, well, Katrina Pierson, neither is she unique. Nor particularly uncommon, when you get right down to it. It's not just the idea of a straw man, but, rather, the futility of it: "This concept that Michelle Obama invented the English language is absurd"? What does that even mean?
Okay, the thing is that I still can't wrap my head around a process I've apparently witnessed in my lifetime, but essentially the
cynical hyperbole has become the
cynical argument has become the
cynical belief has sublimated into a
foundational presupposition.
That is, in my youth one of the arguments was a wife's right to refuse sexual intercourse. It's not the end of the world that she can say no. We sure as hell acted like it was, though. Generally speaking, I don't think American men are over it, yet. But that's the thing. When they shouted about the decay of American society, it sounded, looked, and felt like apoplectic hyperbole. By the time we get to purity balls, Quiverfull, the television baby factory family, and even kicking a nine year-old girl out of school for confusing boys by not being properly girly enough―look, they're not in an apoplectic rage. This is antisocial behavior, near to rupture.
That somebody didn't invent or doesn't own something has always been recognizable as stupid hyperbole. There are variations on the theme littered in Sciforums' history. It's a cheap excuse, a means of ducking a real problem by complaining about the injustice of being expected to answer for wrongness.
Let us consider: While it often feels empowering to have someone "like me", as such, in the Oval Office, look at what that gets the crowd most invested in who they would rather have a beer with. George W. Bush? Sarah Palin? Now we're down to Donald Trump? Because, apparently, Scott Walker was too fucking smart and elitist?
The comparison of the Trump phenomenon to professional wrestling is a reasonably apt simile, but I think we might be seeing a different phenomenon.
This is the candidate of the internet troll.
We've been seeing it come further and further forward; neoconservative
Michael Lind↱ declared the death of intellectual conservatism in 1995, and while it's always been a morbidly attractive thesis―a depressing explanation with strong potential for being correct―it seems more and more evident that something happened to Republicans between the end of the Reagan and Clinton presidencies.
And this is its apex, for all time we might hope.
It really was brilliant marketing; the short-term benefits were astounding. That much I'll grant them. But this is what they made with it. We've heard it coming in bits and pieces. Rising screech and wail as they tumbled embarrassingly and brutally through their failure. Ever-increasing desperation as they return to the well of misogyny. And that's the thing with Akin in 2012. Once upon a time, Republicans and conservatives knew better than to speak the Willke Lie aloud in public. Just like once upon a time they knew better than to skip the part about patient health in favor of crowing about ending abortion in their state. Just like once upon a time they knew better than come right out and say it's about throwing the election.
"Diamond" Joe Quimby:
"Are these morons getting dumber or just louder?"
Louder, certes. Dumber? Inarguably.
It's part of the reason it stands out to my perception, in such sharp relief:
The driving argument behind conservative politics today is the same argument we heard against music and books thirty years ago.
It is inevitable, then, that we might wonder if the reason for this is not its sterling record of success―(
cough! hack! wheeze!)―but, rather, because that is as complicated as they can manage:
Your rights, your basic validity, ends when and where I say so. Thus: Are they merely stubborn, and refusing to acknowledge that equality does not mean one is superior to the other, or simply too stupid to comprehend? The entire conservative politic right now relies on fundamental invalidation of others; perhaps it is not so much disrespect as much as basic inability to comprehend the fact that these other people are, indeed, real. That is, are they cruel, or genuinely too stupid to understand?
The Donald Trump campaign resembles a cadre of internet trolls. This makes perfect sense in the basic marketing context. The big risk is how the market will respond to concerns about the propriety of such conduct in a presidential context, and as we see, Republican voters have enthusiastically and pretty much overwhelmingly backed the latest lowering of the bar.
And, really, think of a contradiction that gets passed over for, well, actually rather important reasons. But, you know, normally when we recall the Republican abuse of the word "unprecedented", and invoke those funny, racist times they went all Griffith on Obama and complained about his lack of a jacket, or feet on the desk, we think of the blatant racism. But there's also another question:
Dignity and decorum of office. Democratic supporters might offer the obvious example: Let's complain about Obama's unprecedented indignity in putting his feet on his desk just like his predecessor but, you know, that part where the predecessor told a bunch of lies to land the country in one of the worst-executed war crimes in world history just isn't a big deal, and besides, both sides do it.
Even still, that's a bit complicated for people who can't understand basic concepts like the word
equal. What we're dealing with is a complaint about the
dignity of the office.
Which, in turn, never really meant a damn thing to them:
They're backing Donald Trump.
They're trolls.
And this is their moment.
And
what a show↱, indeed.
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Notes:
Benen, Steve. "Team Trump falls in a ditch, but keeps digging". msnbc. 19 July 2016. msnbc.com. 19 July 2016. http://on.msnbc.com/2arJdka
Lind, Michael. "Why Intellectual Conservatism Died". Dissent. Winter, 1995. DissentMagazine.org. 19 July 2016. http://bit.ly/2aaQc1D