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Well, yes, but I would propose you're overlooking an important criterion I skipped because I was rushing out the door, and ... er ... ah ... I thought it was obvious:
An experienced second-in-command should allay concerns within the party about Trump's own lack of experience and familiarity with Washington's byzantine legislative processes and legions of power brokers who can scuttle a new president's agenda before it gets started. The sober, nearly non-existent personality that makes him resemble the stern high-school principal in a John Hughes movie will seem like a calming counterpoint to Trump's manic style.
That same lack of colorfulness ensures Pence won't outshine Trump, which would be an unacceptable deal-breaker to the orange-tinted candidate. There is only room for one name on the marquee of “The Trump Show,” and it isn't Mike Pence.
(Legum↱)
That last actually holds some punch. In addition to a pretense of sober experience in the vice presidential candidate, it would seem prerequisite that Donald Trump shall not be upstaged.
Christie is a walking gaffe machine, and a turducken of scandal. Those elements will demand a lot of attention ... that Donald Trump thinks should be given to Donald Trump.
Meanwhile, Indiana just became extraordinarily fascinating:
Under Indiana law, the committee has 30 days following the post-primary withdrawal of a statewide candidate to select another individual to run for the office.
Among those reportedly interested in campaigning for governor if Pence withdraws are House Speaker Brian Bosma, R-Indianapolis; Lt. Gov. Eric Holcomb; Indianapolis U.S. Rep. Todd Rokita, a Munster native; state Sen. Jim Merritt, R-Indianapolis; former Indianapolis Mayor Greg Ballard; and [Republican State Committee Chairman Jeff] Cardwell, a former member of the Indianapolis City-County Council.
However, just as Pence can’t run for two offices at once, neither can any other officeholder up for election this year, including Bosma, Holcomb and Rokita.
According to the secretary of state’s office, they also would have to withdraw from the ballot by July 15 to be eligible for the Republican gubernatorial nomination.
It’s less risky than it sounds.
(Carden↱)
The way this is going to work out, Mr. Holcomb, for instance, could easily be returned to the ballot; if the Party works together, they should be able to figure this out.
Pence could even try to manipulate the outcome by immediately resigning as governor once Trump picks him for vice president.
That would elevate Holcomb to the state’s top job and make it seemingly impossible for the Indiana Republican Party, which Holcomb led from 2010 to 2013, to deny him the nomination.
Or they could do that. Former Indiana House Speaker John Gregg, the Democratic candidate, trails Pence by all of four points with nearly a quarter of the votes elsewhere. It's a bit hard to read Indiana right now. To the one, this is the state in which Republicans unseated Richard Lugar, apparently in favor of Democrat Joe Donnelly. Oh, right. Mourdock. Fuck. Hell were they thinking?
To the one it didn't work out too well. To the other, outside the Hoosier State the dossier on the appointed Lieutenant Governor is thin. It's easy enough to presume the Republican can defeat the Democrat in Indiana, but Republicans would probably like to have Mr. Lugar back, please; it is unclear how Mr. Pence's
negative approval rating↱ is affecting Hoosier Republicans generally; and this
is the Year of the Trump, in which conventional wisdom is generally impossible compared to its usual miserable lack of wisdom.
But Indiana, always at least a bit interesting come election season, just got promoted to officially fascinating.
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Notes:
Carden, Dan. "VP Pence could set Indiana GOP dominoes tumbling ". The Times. 14 July 2016. NWITimes.com. 14 July 2016. http://bit.ly/29HKDqJ
Legum, Gary. "Pence for Trump VP? Three reasons why that could be a huge mistake". Salon. 12 July 2016. Salon.com. 14 July 2016. http://bit.ly/29I8Fna
Matthews, Christine. "New Poll Shows Mike Pence in Serious Trouble". Indiana Talks. 19 May 2016. IndianaTalks.com. 14 July 2016. http://bit.ly/2a2KZMh