make a sentence out of religious words

Discussion in 'Religion Archives' started by geeser, Jan 31, 2006.

  1. geeser Atheism:is non-prophet making Valued Senior Member

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    some to go on with

    Jesus: Just Existing Seems Unlikely Sadly.

    Mohammad: Mouldy Old Hermit And Minor Molestor Also Dammit.

    Baptism: Boring and Pointless Theatre Invoking Silly Myths.

    moses: man orating superstitious erroneous shit

    lord: let other religions die

    pope: person of posed errancy
     
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  3. Medicine*Woman Jesus: Mythstory--Not History! Valued Senior Member

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    M*W: Here goes:

    Jesus: Just Eat Something Undesirable, Sicko!

    Mohammad: Mother Of Hell And Mad Man Are Destroyed!

    Baptism: Becoming A Priest Today Is Still Masquerading!

    Moses: Multitudes Of Sinners Emigrated Sinai!

    Lord: Let Our Rituals Die!

    Pope: Physical Observation Precludes Evolution!
     
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  5. Oxygen One Hissy Kitty Registered Senior Member

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    Okay, I had to reach a little for this one...

    Atheist: Accepts Truisms, Heave-hos Everything Involving Spiritual Tripe
     
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  7. Hapsburg Hellenistic polytheist Valued Senior Member

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    Baptism: Boring Ass Pacifists Trinken Idiotic Shit Methodically.
     
  8. Medicine*Woman Jesus: Mythstory--Not History! Valued Senior Member

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    M*W: Says:

    Bible: Bumbling Idiots Believe Lost Enigmas.

    Atheist: A Theist Has Ever Incite So Traumatic.

    Jesus: Jesus Evolves Surrepticially Under Semitism

    Abraham: A Bad Reality Accumulates Hatred And Misogyny

    Peter: Please Eradicate Truth Entirely Reasonable

    God: Go On Delusional
     
  9. geeser Atheism:is non-prophet making Valued Senior Member

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    god:God ordains delusion

    paul: purely asinine uneducated lies

    job: jesus out bibled

    mark: man actuating real kenotism

    luke: lets understand killing errancy
     
  10. superluminal I am MalcomR Valued Senior Member

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    Gospels:

    god originated stupid pious extremely lame suckers
     
  11. superluminal I am MalcomR Valued Senior Member

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    Genesis:

    great evangelical nutjobs erase science in schools
     
  12. Cottontop3000 Death Beckoned Registered Senior Member

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    Baptists: Bullshit Artists Preaching To Ignorant Sinners That Sleep.
     
  13. Oxygen One Hissy Kitty Registered Senior Member

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    Pagan: Promoting Ancient Gobbledygook All Naked

    Wicca: Weird, Inane, Crazy Crackpot Activities

    (Hey, why just pick on Christians?)
     
  14. Hapsburg Hellenistic polytheist Valued Senior Member

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    Because the other religs ain't as harmful or detrimental to society. Christiany preaches peacefulness, yet its followers commit atrocities.

    Pagans, mostly, just try to live thier lives. Ever the Vikings, with thier warlike nature, mostly just raided and traded. They didn't try to conquer all and spread thier religion while obliterating other ones.
     
  15. PsychoticEpisode It is very dry in here today Valued Senior Member

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    Amen.....All meaning ends now
    Grace.... God's religion attracts crazy enemies
    Holy...... Horny organist loves youngsters
    Divine.... Doctrine involving Vatican is never easy
    Mecca... Mohammed enjoys cartoon characterizing aggression
     
  16. Cottontop3000 Death Beckoned Registered Senior Member

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    Catholicism: Cunts at the house orating like imbeciles, creating isolation, stereotypes, madness.
     
  17. Oxygen One Hissy Kitty Registered Senior Member

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    Hapsburg They raped, pillaged, plundered, enslaved, screwed children as well as adults, murdered innocent infants, just like the Crusaders, the Muslims, and others Just because they aren't Christian doesn't make them innocent. Besides, you never saw "Viking Charities" feeding the hungry or sheltering the homeless, although I bet the YMVA (Young Men's Viking Association) would have a lot more than a basketball court and a swimming pool for it's members.

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    In the interest of fairness, let's nail 'em all.
     
  18. Hapsburg Hellenistic polytheist Valued Senior Member

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    Good point.
    Still, though, thier theology didn't preach peace while thier followers engaged in war. Vikings and Saxons followed thier religions exactly how they were supposed to: slaughter and raid for the glory of Wotan.
    However, christians, muslims, etc. were hypocritical, preaching peace and understanding while at the same time systematically obliterating ethnic groups and peoples of all kinds.
    Hipocracy is worse than barbarianism.
     
  19. Oxygen One Hissy Kitty Registered Senior Member

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    There are plenty of followers of Christianity who remain true to the basic principles of peace, love and tolerance, but they don't make for good TV. By the same token, it disgusts me to see some of the current self-proclaimed followers of ancient pagan religions, particularly that of Wotan, make the claim that the original intent was a "symbolic war", and that the legends of slaughter and bloodshed is simply misinterpretted tales of old rituals.

    The modern followers of most religions, I'd say, have twisted the original beliefs of those religions to be what they want it to be, which is pretty much how it has been for ages. Makes me wonder how can one have faith in anything so malleable as religion?
     

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