Granted they laugh but they pee in their pants, and you have to clean up. I wish for better motor skills..
Granted. You now have a job in a garage, fixing car engines. I wish my mind wouldn't go off at tangents like that. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Granted. It goes down the toilet and into all the most disgusting porn sites. Like ones to do with scat and emetophilia. I wish there were more hours in the night.
Granted but your home gets ran over by zombies at night. I wish there was a hurricane here now to blow this heat and humidity away.
granted..now its dry and cold..and your all out of underwear.. i wish for a magic genie to grant my wishes..
granted, but you waste all your wishes wishing you knew what to wish for I wish some people would open their eyes to whats around them and stop bitching because they think that people are being racist twords them! *reason for wish* http://www.topix.net/forum/source/farmington-daily-times/T2JMDGN1KMV41Q7O6 some people are stupid...
You start on your way, but get lost. I wish this wish wouldn't get granted...Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Granted. It becomes real life, and you die for real. I wish to not have a dull pain in my lower back..
At least you can play it! I can't freaking sign in. Every time I do the game freezes and I have to bring up the task manager just to close it. Annoying as hell. I almost want to reinstall it, but then I'll loose all my data. I wish that problem would get fixed.
granted but it cost you $29.95 a month plus usage,maintenance,clerical, and administrative charges...you can no longer afford the electicity it takes to run it.. i wish for more smilies...
Granted, the entire human race is wiped out, so nobody can disturb the peace. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! I wish the person granting this wish would wish for something to be incorruptible.
Granted. You wished to use the toilet. You fall head first and get your head stuck and drown. I wish I had the legal right to commit murder.
Can't be done. Murder, by definition, is an unlawful killing. If you had the legal right then it wouldn't be unlawful. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Good point. Ok, I wish I had the legal right to kill people. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Granted. You become a super agent like James Bond and are killed by Russian spies. I wish I could go back in time.