Corrupt-A-Wish

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  1. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    Granted they laugh but they pee in their pants, and you have to clean up.

    I wish for better motor skills..
     
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  3. Dywyddyr Penguinaciously duckalicious. Valued Senior Member

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    Granted. You now have a job in a garage, fixing car engines.

    I wish my mind wouldn't go off at tangents like that.

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  5. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    Granted. It goes down the toilet and into all the most disgusting porn sites. Like ones to do with scat and emetophilia.

    I wish there were more hours in the night.
     
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  7. soullust Registered Senior Member

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    Granted but your home gets ran over by zombies at night.

    I wish there was a hurricane here now to blow this heat and humidity away.
     
  8. NMSquirrel OCD ADHD THC IMO UR12 Valued Senior Member

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    granted..now its dry and cold..and your all out of underwear..


    i wish for a magic genie to grant my wishes..
     
  9. christa Frankly, I don't give a dam! Valued Senior Member

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    granted, but you waste all your wishes wishing you knew what to wish for

    I wish some people would open their eyes to whats around them and stop bitching because they think that people are being racist twords them!

    *reason for wish*
    http://www.topix.net/forum/source/farmington-daily-times/T2JMDGN1KMV41Q7O6

    some people are stupid...
     
  10. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    "Some"?

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  11. scifes In withdrawal. Valued Senior Member

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    granted, now they're being racist to others.

    i wish i could go to heaven.
     
  12. Kernl Sandrs Registered Senior Member

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    You start on your way, but get lost.



    I wish this wish wouldn't get granted...

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  13. Omega133 Aus der Dunkelheit Valued Senior Member

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    Granted.

    I wish Empire at War didn't lag.
     
  14. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    Granted. It becomes real life, and you die for real.

    I wish to not have a dull pain in my lower back..
     
  15. Kernl Sandrs Registered Senior Member

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    At least you can play it! I can't freaking sign in. Every time I do the game freezes and I have to bring up the task manager just to close it. Annoying as hell. I almost want to reinstall it, but then I'll loose all my data.

    I wish that problem would get fixed.
     
  16. NMSquirrel OCD ADHD THC IMO UR12 Valued Senior Member

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    granted but it cost you $29.95 a month plus usage,maintenance,clerical, and administrative charges...you can no longer afford the electicity it takes to run it..

    i wish for more smilies...
     
  17. soullust Registered Senior Member

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    Granted but your Pc freezes when ever you use them.


    I wish for world peace.
     
  18. Kernl Sandrs Registered Senior Member

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    Granted, the entire human race is wiped out, so nobody can disturb the peace.

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    I wish the person granting this wish would wish for something to be incorruptible.
     
  19. scifes In withdrawal. Valued Senior Member

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    granted.

    i wish my wish would be corrupted.
     
  20. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    Granted. You wished to use the toilet. You fall head first and get your head stuck and drown.

    I wish I had the legal right to commit murder.
     
  21. Dywyddyr Penguinaciously duckalicious. Valued Senior Member

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    Can't be done.
    Murder, by definition, is an unlawful killing. If you had the legal right then it wouldn't be unlawful.

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  22. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    Good point.

    Ok, I wish I had the legal right to kill people.

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  23. Omega133 Aus der Dunkelheit Valued Senior Member

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    Granted. You become a super agent like James Bond and are killed by Russian spies.

    I wish I could go back in time.
     

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