I need 4 new tires... an oil change.... transmission fluid change... probably a new clutch... oh, I need to replace the weather striping on the passanger side. I just got done replacing the front brakes (too much smoke and the car liked to make sharp turns without me even using the steering wheel). What is wrong with your car?
Hee! Will you give me a knowing wink just as the explosive vapors begin to combust? I could go to my grave gladly knowing it was for some sort of nihilist pun intended to trivialize the pretense of any meaning to existence! Bwa-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!