Also known, fittingly, as a "cancer stick", the cigarette is probably one of the worst things you can introduce to your body on a long-term basis.
Want lung cancer, heart disease, gum disease, broken larynx, and many other favorite maladies to reduce your life expectancy? All you need to do is to take up smoking.
Also, smoking makes you ugly. And tobacco companies are evil.
Smoking has been banned in public places in the UK. God save the Queen. Unfortunatly getting blind stinkingly drunk and trashing the local postbox is still allowed.