I see no point since I already have a vagina with its own scent down there where it belongs not wafting from my neck.:huh: Unbelievable.
Hey! That link is from Dallas! I'm going to buy some...because I want to smell like pussy! I wonder if they have different types of fragrance?...everything from "unwashed crack whore" to "frigid ice queen that never puts out". Next thing you know, they will have "dick cheese" scented cologne.
I hear the company is coming out with a new variety..."yeast infection"...can't wait to get that one! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Yes...yes I am. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! But purely for your entertainment.
Looks like the perfect product for snurglars, snudgers and moomph men. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=quumf
Redneck: Hmmm....you done shore smell purdy...come on over here... Mac: AHHH!! run for you fucking lives!!! AHHH!!!
It makes sense. More than using perfumes to mask body chemicals. I read somewhere that there are women who dab their vaginal secretions behind the ears, as perfume. Perhaps that is where this was inspired? Not sure if there is a generic vaginal "aroma" - seems much more likely it is individual. What would be the male equivalent?
Good question SAM, I have my best results in the pulling random chicks department when I do a series of things; yeah rubbing my hands through my armpit hair then working my hair into a rakish mop is the obvious one but the finer points tell the real story. First I make sure my gut is hanging over my belt ( girlies love a more solidly built individual) and just enough hairy white flesh is apparent between my deep belly button and the part where my pubic snail trail is broadening seductively into my wiry pubic carpet. Women love a man who lives slightly on the wild side so I make sure that before I go out on the town, I smoke several cheap cigars, suck down some Indian Whisky and mainline some brown heroin, this tends to give me the wanton aroma of a bad boy who needs some TLC, some straightening out and a little mothering ( the girls won't admit it but they are fairly transparent). Then I do some subtle things like abusing the waitstaff, running down minority groups, paying out on poofs and generally stating my position as Alpha male (this is a massive part of the equation, chicks hate themselves for being attracted to alpha males, gee they hate themselves as they suck their fat alpha cocks but evolution is evolution and they do it none the less). Next I sit back with my muddy boots on the oak table and lick my errant rogue eyebrows into place whilst my left hand firmly holds my scrotum and my right hand motions them to come hither. I'm surprised you had to ask.
You sound like quite a stud. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! I was simply wondering what masculine musk would boil down to.
Yes, it's worked quite well. Age just adds the new dimension of the dysfunctional father figure. I'll retire soon, hang up my rooting boots.
