Theres got to me more to life, than getting your brains screwed every night, what?

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  1. vincent Sir Vincent, knighted by HM Registered Senior Member

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    I live in thailand, i have screwed hundreds in the 7 years i have lived here, i keep promising myself to do charity work, or teaching yet i achieve nothing but sex year in & year out.

    What can i do to break this non stop sexual romp night in & night out?
    How can i break this cycle?
    Am i doomed for non stop sex parties in thailand?
    The thai people are funny there great people, yet i cant get my head off sex, sex., sex.

    Any advice?

    I'm from the uk originally.

    I want to help people but all i can think about is sex 24 hours of the day.


    p.s.
    When i'm not thinking about sex i'm thinking about muslims, & no it is not a hidden desire to screw a muslim, i already have.
     
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  3. domesticated om Stickler for details Valued Senior Member

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    Why does the sex keep you from doing/thinking about anything else? I think your main problem is that you aren't multi-tasking
     
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  5. vincent Sir Vincent, knighted by HM Registered Senior Member

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    My idea of multi tasking is the new sex game for my next trick.

    And that is fucking wrong, multi tasking is not about thinking about new sex games is it?

    I dream of sex orgies most nights, there is no respite for me, it all seems like a long sex nightmare, with no end insight....
     
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  7. spidergoat pubic diorama Valued Senior Member

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    Why don't you leave Thailand?
     
  8. TruthSeeker Fancy Virtual Reality Monkey Valued Senior Member

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    You know.... that.... thailand has the worst kind of prostitutes in the world, right? There are lots of enslaved women in prostitution rings there. Even worse, there is a lot of child prostitution as well.

    I really... don't.. see... how you want to help... people........ :bugeye:
     
  9. weed_eater_guy It ain't broke, don't fix it! Registered Senior Member

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    go cold turkey
     
  10. vincent Sir Vincent, knighted by HM Registered Senior Member

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    Good idea, problem is i am addicted to orientals & hot weather, as the uk offers neither it is impossible to leave here.

    I love yellow skinned people, i no longer enjoy my uk fellow whites, i find them boring, i know what there all thinking, there thick, orientals are a mystery to me always have been, & after 7 years i still cant figure them out.

    I am sick of uk politics, i want the mystery of the orient, but i want to be a better person, i want to do charity work yet for me even if i do it there will always be the sex angle in it somewhere.

    Sex, sex, sex, i need help, help, help.
     
  11. tablariddim forexU2 Valued Senior Member

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    Out of interest, how many times have you contracted STD's? Do you have 'safe' sex? Aren't you afraid of catching AIDS?
     
  12. vincent Sir Vincent, knighted by HM Registered Senior Member

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    My last test was in dec 2006 in the uk, after getting a lecture from the sex clinic, they told me i was all clear for more continous sex romps, nobody is putting up roadblocks, there are no red flags, only chequered flags giving me the ok for sex, but i want to stop, i want to be more religous, spent time teaching english, but i cant i am just lusting for thais all day long,
     
  13. Roman Banned Banned

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    Thai girlboys, huh.
    God you are so gay.
     
  14. vincent Sir Vincent, knighted by HM Registered Senior Member

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    Has anyone ever been to thailand, thais are so beutiful its unreal, you can walk in a shopping centre & want to screw a hundred or so in there, if you walked in a uk shopping centre the only thing good looking in there are the posters with pictures of models on.
     
  15. Roman Banned Banned

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    I hate to tell you this, but Brits are actually ugly. It's a relativity thing.
     
  16. Killjoy Propelling The Farce!! Valued Senior Member

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    I submit that being a sex maniac might in reality be helping other people great deal...
    I mean, after all, this way your not all "pent up" and short-tempered with everyone you meet - unless you are for some other reason... best double up on the sex, in that event.
    Dealing with a satisfied, more pleasant you is the best thing you can offer others !

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    On the other hand, perhaps you should convert...
     
  17. Asmara Registered Member

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    Have you considered

    phone sex?

    LoL

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  18. Crunchy Cat F-in' *meow* baby!!! Valued Senior Member

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    Castration will solve the problem. You will have no more sexual desire. Guaranteed.
     
  19. Nutter Shake it loose, baby! Registered Senior Member

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    Yes, and if our associate can summon the intestinal fortitude to accomplish self-castration, his psychological burden will also be minimized.
     
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  21. Free_Matt_417 The CIA took my baby away Registered Senior Member

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    There really is no point to us, besides reproduction.

    Natural that is.

    We are here to breed and die.
     
  22. Mosheh Thezion Registered Senior Member

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    find the most beautiful girl you can.... and marry her.

    and have sex with your ideal.. every night and day..

    this protects you from diseases....

    and allows you to work... by focusing on one perfect piece of poon tang.


    find the best one... your ideal... and hold on to her... she is golden.

    -MT
     
  23. Athelwulf Rest in peace Kurt... Registered Senior Member

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    Masturbate.
     

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