Successful pick up lines

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by S.A.M., Feb 11, 2008.

  1. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    What works/worked for you?

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    What would work on you?

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  3. draqon Banned Banned

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    "Sam will you marry me?"

    good line...right?
     
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  5. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    Its definitely better than your last one

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    I was just wondering if its easier if you know the person, or more difficult?
     
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  8. draqon Banned Banned

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    well I would know you better it would be a bit/much easier

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  10. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    And what about Camila? :bugeye:
     
  11. sandy Banned Banned

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    She understands.

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  12. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    " Let's talk about Jesus"


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  13. Bells Staff Member

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    I was in a bar many years ago and was buying a bottle of water. This guy next to me had ordered this cocktail.. very frothy with umbrellas and straws sticking out on all sides. He turned to me and asked me:

    "Would you like to have a lick and suck of my cocktail"..

    Before I could reply, he lifted the monstrosity towards his mouth and one of the straws promptly went right up his nose.

    It worked in that I laughed so hard my sides hurt. He then attempted to slink away, drink forgotten on the bar, while I was virtually bent over laughing and wiping tears from my eyes. Still makes me chuckle just to think of it.

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  15. Exhumed Self ******. Registered Senior Member

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    "Pick up lines" are for movies... right?

    My experience is "Hi" + body language... smiling, confidence. Better than a pick up line, right? Most recently it was that followed by "want to play 2 on 2 vs those guys?"... but it probably doesn't work outside basketball courts, shame.
     
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  17. draqon Banned Banned

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    ooho ohhh...

    SAM has created a thread
    I reply and say, "cute"
    SAM is like "draq....the thread's name is Successful pick up lines"
    me, " and your thread is cute too"
     
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  19. joepistole Deacon Blues Valued Senior Member

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    Who needs pick-up lines, especially when you have the good old cave man approach!

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  20. draqon Banned Banned

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    barbaric

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  21. joepistole Deacon Blues Valued Senior Member

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    Hey it worked for my brother! He met a girl at the gas station...picked her up and threw her in his truck and drove off; invited her the to the gun show the next day. She said yes, and it has been romantic bliss ever since.
     
  22. draqon Banned Banned

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    yeah but...

    yeah...

    I mean maybe I should pick SAM up from her house and drive off...emm to India? :bugeye:
     
  23. joepistole Deacon Blues Valued Senior Member

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    Don't forget you have to invite her to a gun show the next day.

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    I mean look at that cavemen picture you posted. What hot lass in her right mind could refuse that raw sexual appeal?
     

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