Gary Coleman .... .... Right. You know it's a clusterf@ck when "Signs of the Apocalypse" starts out with the words Gary Coleman. Gary Coleman, age 40, has gotten married. His new wife, Shannon Price is 22. How long will this last? We can only hope for the best: Price handles eBay sales of Coleman memorabilia, and didn't really know who he was when she met him on the set of a movie called Church Ball. "I didn't grow up with Diff'rent Strokes, she said. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! The End of the World is Nigh: Price and Coleman, a picture of wedded bliss. Best of luck, naturally, to the newlyweds. (A note to Kelly O at Slog: Damn you!) ____________________ Notes: Silverman, Stephen M. "Gary Coleman Says He's Secretly Married". People.com. February 12, 2008
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LOS ANGELES — Gary Coleman has not yet had sex with his wife, even though the two married in August, he told "The Insider." "It will happen when it happens," he said.... First of all, why the hell not??!!! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! And secondly, why would you tell anyone, let alone the media? :shrug:
Not saying a thing about the horse And, thirdly ... why is it news? I mean, it's an interesting facet in the running tragedy that is the life of Gary Coleman, but still .... I suppose if they cover it "when it happens", I'll be even more distressed. I don't really care who he bangs. To the other, though— Mind is a disease of semen. All that a man is or may be is hidden therein. Bodily functions are parts of the machine; silent, unless in dis-ease. This I persisteth not, posteth not through generations, changeth momently, finally is dead. Therefore is man only himself when lost to himself in The Charioting. (Perdurabo, "Steeped Horsehair") —if I never again have occasion to consider words like Gary, Coleman, and orgasm in such proximity°, I will consider myself fortunate. _____________________ Notes: ° words ... in such proximity — The commentary for the quoted Eighth Lie, penned by Perdurabo himself, puts such notions into an even more unsettling context: "... man only rises to a glimmer of the universal consciousness, while, in the orgasm, the mind is blotted out."
