Last night my non Muslim friend was drunk... and thought it would be funny to post as me on here. And I thought hay what the hell... most of you will realize its not me. As I am a Muslim and I don't drink!

thanks.

And last time you were holding your 'friend's' bacardi breezer because you don't drink.

And last time you were holding your 'friend's' bacardi breezer because you don't drink.

Peer pressure. I never drank any of it.

Okay mate, we didn't see it

PM Absane, I'm sure he can make the whole thing disappear....for a price.

You're so full of shit, Muslim.

By the way: What'd I miss? :(

By the way: What'd I miss? :(

this:
http://sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=62605

Yup, he's full of shit.

dont worry, bacardi breezers will do that to you, young muslim!

Last night my non Muslim friend was drunk... and thought it would be funny to post as me on here. And I thought hay what the hell... most of you will realize its not me. As I am a Muslim and I don't drink!

thanks.

You know, if we were in a Muslim country, I'd be the first to start stoning your drunk ass.

You know, if we were in a Muslim country, I'd be the first to start stoning your drunk ass.

I think that the proper Muslim punishment would be to cut out his liver.

I too call BS. Besides, you are responsible for your account.

Meh.. but I missed it when it happened.

Notice that his posts have massive fluctuation in coherency.

It was not his mate, but he was also not drunk. He's probably a kid and he was faking it to get attention.

Drunk Muslims, that's one for the band names thread.

Peer pressure. I never drank any of it.
You just washed it around in your mouth and then spat it out?

You just washed it around in your mouth and then spat it out?

No, I just split it.

why, for once in your life, dont you just admit it you lying ass

Muslim was drunk. He probably drove while drunk too.

Notice that his posts have massive fluctuation in coherency.

It was not his mate, but he was also not drunk. He's probably a kid and he was faking it to get attention.

of course he was faking it, read it again, everything is written foneticly like a drunk person is supposed to speak. we dont have to bend our tongue to type lol, so it didnt make sense at all :D

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well, not all of it, i just re-read it :D

lol

Good job muslim but take it easy on the drink it can be dangerous. I swear you are an enigma, so many times I want to dislike you for the things you say but then you get honest and human and I think you're OK. Confused but a nice guy at heart.

I can just hear the exchange now.

Doctor: Hello, Moz, what brings you here today?

Moz: Well, Doc, as you know, my non-Muslim friend lives a life of decadence and debauchery. Nothing like me. Lately he's been cavorting with loose women.

Doctor: I see.

Moz: I'm really worried about my non-Muslim friend. He thinks he might have an STD.

Doctor: Okay then. Pull him out and let's have a look at him.

I can just hear the exchange now.

Doctor: Hello, Moz, what brings you here today?

Moz: Well, Doc, as you know, my non-Muslim friend lives a life of decadence and debauchery. Nothing like me. Lately he's been cavorting with loose women.

Doctor: I see.

Moz: I'm really worried about my non-Muslim friend. He thinks he might have an STD.

Doctor: Okay then. Pull him out and let's have a look at him.

LMAO!

I think that the proper Muslim punishment would be to cut out his liver.OR to turn him over to ME. I'd take Real good care of it, him.

*rimshot*

I can just hear the exchange now.

Doctor: Hello, Moz, what brings you here today?

Moz: Well, Doc, as you know, my non-Muslim friend lives a life of decadence and debauchery. Nothing like me. Lately he's been cavorting with loose women.

Doctor: I see.

Moz: I'm really worried about my non-Muslim friend. He thinks he might have an STD.

Doctor: Okay then. Pull him out and let's have a look at him.

That is the little guy who gets hold of muslims keyboard on occasion.
:D

OR to turn him over to ME. I'd take Real good care of it, him.


He'd probably enjoy it so it wouldn't be punishment.......unless his mates knew.:p

I can just hear the exchange now.

Doctor: Hello, Moz, what brings you here today?

Moz: Well, Doc, as you know, my non-Muslim friend lives a life of decadence and debauchery. Nothing like me. Lately he's been cavorting with loose women.

Doctor: I see.

Moz: I'm really worried about my non-Muslim friend. He thinks he might have an STD.

Doctor: Okay then. Pull him out and let's have a look at him.

*Bows to the master*

Last night my non Muslim friend was drunk... and thought it would be funny to post as me on here. And I thought hay what the hell... most of you will realize its not me. As I am a Muslim and I don't drink!

Yeah. And you have lots of sex with your horny neighbour, too. LOL.

Notice that his posts have massive fluctuation in coherency.

It was not his mate, but he was also not drunk. He's probably a kid and he was faking it to get attention.

Actually, that makes some sense. The fluctuations in coherency did stand out to me too.

Doctor: Okay then. Pull him out and let's have a look at him.

Haha. :D

A deplorable waste of pixel pulses.

A deplorable waste of pixel pulses.

That's Muslim.