View Full Version : How many rat hairs have you eaten?


spuriousmonkey
06-22-04, 05:46 AM
Calculate here how many rat hairs and other 'food impurities' you have eaten!

http://www.zug.com/pranks/eating/

I have eaten:

In the past year, you have eaten up to:
- 2 insect larvae
- 5 whole insects (or insect parts)
- 118 fly eggs
- 24 maggots
- 45 rat hairs
- a can or two of 'honey-combed tissue' in your tuna (whatever the hell that means).

water
06-22-04, 06:35 AM
Sheesh, Monkey, we have cherry season here!!

Don't remind me of how many *living* *worms* I have just eaten!!

Epox
06-22-04, 08:18 AM
In the past year, you have eaten up to:
- 47 fly eggs
- 9 maggots
- 11 rat hairs
- a can or two of 'honey-combed tissue' in your tuna (whatever the hell that means).

Don't like mushrooms or raspberries.

Man that's sick.

moementum7
06-22-04, 09:55 AM
Hey,...as long as I don't have to pay extra for them.
Just more protein...oh yeah!
barf

Dreamwalker
06-22-04, 10:02 AM
Mmh, in the last year, I have eaten up to

In the past year, you have eaten up to:
- 471 fly eggs
- 94 maggots
- 450 rat hairs
- a can or two of 'honey-combed tissue' in your tuna (whatever the hell that means).

Sheesh, looks like I really have a thing for fly eggs and rat hairs... I would eat the rat whole, much more meat that way...

Nuttyfish
06-22-04, 10:13 AM
In the past year, I have eaten up to:
- 91 insect larvae
- 229 whole insects (or insect parts)
- 859 fly eggs
- 172 maggots
- 34 rat hairs

mmmmm...fly eggs. No mushrooms or tuna for me. Mushrooms stink, tuna is unnecessary

The Singularity
06-22-04, 11:26 AM
In the past year, I have eaten up to:
- 2 insect larvae
- 5 whole insects (or insect parts)
- 471 fly eggs
- 94 maggots
- 788 rat hairs
- 1714 mites

hmmmm .... I have to say ... those mites were real tasty :p

spuriousmonkey
06-22-04, 11:31 AM
Congratulations. It seems you are the first to show a considerate and healthy consumption of mites!

Does that make you feel any different from the rest?

The Singularity
06-22-04, 11:36 AM
Well ... considering I'm the only one who seems to have eaten mites ... yes, I do feel different from everyone else.

It looks as though I went through several episodes of Fear Factor ... though at least I haven't eaten any pig intestine. :bugeye:

buffys
06-22-04, 11:48 AM
hey, rat hair is a suprisingly good source of dietary fibre so that doesn't bother me too much.

I did find a yak testicle in a can of coke the otherday, I'll admit that was a little distressing.

DeeCee
06-22-04, 12:59 PM
I caught and ate a rat once.
Boiled it up with potatoes and powdered soup.
Tasted kinda bland after an hour in the pot. Skinned and gutted it first though so I guess I don't qualify for the rat hair club.

If I'd known I would be posting here twenty years on I'd have thrown a few tufts in on principle.
Dee Cee

Bells
06-22-04, 01:17 PM
I seriously don't know what's more nauseatingly disturbing.


In the past year, you have eaten up to:
- 2 insect larvae
- 5 whole insects (or insect parts)
- 118 fly eggs
- 24 maggots
- 45 rat hairs
- a can or two of 'honey-combed tissue' in your tuna (whatever the hell that means).


Or...


I caught and ate a rat once.
Boiled it up with potatoes and powdered soup.
Tasted kinda bland after an hour in the pot. Skinned and gutted it first though so I guess I don't qualify for the rat hair club.

If I'd known I would be posting here twenty years on I'd have thrown a few tufts in on principle.

There are some things DeeCee you just shouldn't share. And I think this would qualify. :eek:


I'm feeling kind of sick... I think I'm going to go...

:(

DeeCee
06-22-04, 01:18 PM
Hey I was hungry...
Dee Cee

cosmictraveler
06-22-04, 02:46 PM
I'm getting alot of extra protien I see, I wonder when they will start charging me for it?? :D

slotty
06-22-04, 06:32 PM
We all eat approx an ounce (28grms) of insect parts a year on average, due to eating proccesed food. Yummy :D

sargentlard
06-22-04, 06:46 PM
Who really remembers how many times they drank Orange Juice in the last year??...or who expects anyone to remember such mundane information.

gendanken
06-22-04, 07:36 PM
But no one's had chicken fried Baby?

Not even the curly haired Nordic ones with the helpless blue eyes?

spuriousmonkey
06-24-04, 01:21 AM
what is chicken fried baby supposed to be?

A baby fried in chicken fat?

Or a fried baby with chicken flavour?

StarOfEight
06-24-04, 04:06 AM
In the past year, you have eaten up to:
- 9 insect larvae
- 23 whole insects (or insect parts)
- 4706 fly eggs
- 941 maggots
- 225 rat hairs
- 857 mites

Lotta juice, lotta pasta ... kinda disgusting.

Dudish dude
06-24-04, 07:28 AM
This is sick


(but not as sick as the thread by vincent28uk about muslims he is a F**king racist Bastard)

A Canadian
06-25-04, 03:04 AM
ive eaten spiders... flys, and misquitos.... while asleep, and cat hair

i can honestly say ive not eaten insect larvae, eggs, maggots, RAT HAIRS for sure....
and mites are everywhere...

invert_nexus
06-25-04, 03:21 AM
what is chicken fried baby supposed to be?

Chicken fried is an american tradition. Chicken fried steak... Yummm.

It's basically just breaded and fried in any old grease. Throw some old fashioned country gravy on top, some mashed potatoes on the side, and you've got yourself a chicken fried...

How do you make a dead baby float? Take one dead baby, add ice cream...
How do you make a dead baby float? Staple a piece of styrofoam to it's forhead.

If this turn's into a dead baby joke thread, I'll take the blame... :D

gendanken
06-25-04, 01:07 PM
Monkey:

what is chicken fried baby supposed to be?

A newoborn babe sprinkled with onions and sansho.
There's just something about innocent, pink flesh that some just want to smother in batter.

And its sweeter if baptized. Or Jewish.

Captain_Crunch
06-25-04, 01:39 PM
What are you eating?
Why is today's society so obsessed with what goes into our bodies and health in general? An interest is healthy but obsession is just fucked up.

How many insect larvae Ive eaten is completely irrelevant to me. You cant control everything and the truth is people are living longer and healthier than we ever have. People used to survive on maggots and insects for gods sake as well as a healthy diet of berries. Just because it looks nasty and/or is an insect doesnt mean its detrimental to your health if you just happen to eat it.

It seems the healthier we get the more obsessed about health we become, the fact of the matter is noone lives forever.

:)

Why is the idea of eating mites/ maggots etc disturbing?

Lemming3k
06-25-04, 01:45 PM
In the past year, you have eaten up to:
- 941 fly eggs
- 188 maggots
- 450 rat hairs
- a can or two of 'honey-combed tissue' in your tuna (whatever the hell that means).

And I've probably had a spider too.

firdroirich
07-05-04, 01:55 AM
Apparently , in an average lifetime we all eat 18 spiders in our sleep, *munch, munch*
Seems rather high that figure though. But on the other hand, how many burgers do we eat in an average lifetime you reckon?

cyberia
07-05-04, 02:08 AM
I've eaten crickets before. They're actually pretty good. Sadly not the most disgusting thing ever. Kinda sweet after taste like barley... and supposedly their really good for you.

But if this stuff grosses you out, you should never eat food ever again. Especially from a grocery store or any fast food restraunt or... really anywhere...

And Firdy: I heard that it was 18 a year. Considering many are very small and live in your matress its not suprising or hard.