How many rat hairs have you eaten?

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by spuriousmonkey, Jun 22, 2004.

  1. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    Calculate here how many rat hairs and other 'food impurities' you have eaten!

    http://www.zug.com/pranks/eating/

    I have eaten:

    In the past year, you have eaten up to:
    - 2 insect larvae
    - 5 whole insects (or insect parts)
    - 118 fly eggs
    - 24 maggots
    - 45 rat hairs
    - a can or two of 'honey-combed tissue' in your tuna (whatever the hell that means).
     
  2. water the sea Registered Senior Member

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    Sheesh, Monkey, we have cherry season here!!

    Don't remind me of how many *living* *worms* I have just eaten!!
     
  3. Epox to strive..to seek...to find Registered Senior Member

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    In the past year, you have eaten up to:
    - 47 fly eggs
    - 9 maggots
    - 11 rat hairs
    - a can or two of 'honey-combed tissue' in your tuna (whatever the hell that means).

    Don't like mushrooms or raspberries.

    Man that's sick.
     
  4. moementum7 ~^~You First~^~ Registered Senior Member

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    Hey,...as long as I don't have to pay extra for them.
    Just more protein...oh yeah!
    barf
     
  5. Dreamwalker Whatever Valued Senior Member

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    Mmh, in the last year, I have eaten up to

    In the past year, you have eaten up to:
    - 471 fly eggs
    - 94 maggots
    - 450 rat hairs
    - a can or two of 'honey-combed tissue' in your tuna (whatever the hell that means).

    Sheesh, looks like I really have a thing for fly eggs and rat hairs... I would eat the rat whole, much more meat that way...
     
  6. Nuttyfish Guest

    In the past year, I have eaten up to:
    - 91 insect larvae
    - 229 whole insects (or insect parts)
    - 859 fly eggs
    - 172 maggots
    - 34 rat hairs

    mmmmm...fly eggs. No mushrooms or tuna for me. Mushrooms stink, tuna is unnecessary
     
  7. The Singularity The last thing you'll ever see Registered Senior Member

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    In the past year, I have eaten up to:
    - 2 insect larvae
    - 5 whole insects (or insect parts)
    - 471 fly eggs
    - 94 maggots
    - 788 rat hairs
    - 1714 mites

    hmmmm .... I have to say ... those mites were real tasty :p
     
  8. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    Congratulations. It seems you are the first to show a considerate and healthy consumption of mites!

    Does that make you feel any different from the rest?
     
  9. The Singularity The last thing you'll ever see Registered Senior Member

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    Well ... considering I'm the only one who seems to have eaten mites ... yes, I do feel different from everyone else.

    It looks as though I went through several episodes of Fear Factor ... though at least I haven't eaten any pig intestine. :bugeye:
     
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  10. buffys Registered Loser Registered Senior Member

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    hey, rat hair is a suprisingly good source of dietary fibre so that doesn't bother me too much.

    I did find a yak testicle in a can of coke the otherday, I'll admit that was a little distressing.
     
  11. DeeCee Valued Senior Member

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    I caught and ate a rat once.
    Boiled it up with potatoes and powdered soup.
    Tasted kinda bland after an hour in the pot. Skinned and gutted it first though so I guess I don't qualify for the rat hair club.

    If I'd known I would be posting here twenty years on I'd have thrown a few tufts in on principle.
    Dee Cee
     
  12. Bells Frostbite! Moderator

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    I seriously don't know what's more nauseatingly disturbing.

    Or...

    There are some things DeeCee you just shouldn't share. And I think this would qualify. :eek:


    I'm feeling kind of sick... I think I'm going to go...

    :(
     
  13. DeeCee Valued Senior Member

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    Hey I was hungry...
    Dee Cee
     
  14. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    I'm getting alot of extra protien I see, I wonder when they will start charging me for it?? :D
     
  15. slotty Colostomy-its not my bag Registered Senior Member

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    We all eat approx an ounce (28grms) of insect parts a year on average, due to eating proccesed food. Yummy :D
     
  16. sargentlard Save the whales motherfucker Valued Senior Member

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    Who really remembers how many times they drank Orange Juice in the last year??...or who expects anyone to remember such mundane information.
     
  17. gendanken Ruler of All the Lands Valued Senior Member

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    But no one's had chicken fried Baby?

    Not even the curly haired Nordic ones with the helpless blue eyes?
     
  18. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    what is chicken fried baby supposed to be?

    A baby fried in chicken fat?

    Or a fried baby with chicken flavour?
     
  19. StarOfEight A Man of Taste and Decency Registered Senior Member

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    In the past year, you have eaten up to:
    - 9 insect larvae
    - 23 whole insects (or insect parts)
    - 4706 fly eggs
    - 941 maggots
    - 225 rat hairs
    - 857 mites

    Lotta juice, lotta pasta ... kinda disgusting.
     
  20. Dudish dude Look out behind you...ZOMBIE!! Registered Senior Member

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    This is sick


    (but not as sick as the thread by vincent28uk about muslims he is a F**king racist Bastard)
     

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