How many rat hairs have you eaten?

Calculate here how many rat hairs and other 'food impurities' you have eaten!

http://www.zug.com/pranks/eating/

I have eaten:

In the past year, you have eaten up to:
- 2 insect larvae
- 5 whole insects (or insect parts)
- 118 fly eggs
- 24 maggots
- 45 rat hairs
- a can or two of 'honey-combed tissue' in your tuna (whatever the hell that means).

 

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Sheesh, Monkey, we have cherry season here!!

Don't remind me of how many *living* *worms* I have just eaten!!

 

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In the past year, you have eaten up to:
- 47 fly eggs
- 9 maggots
- 11 rat hairs
- a can or two of 'honey-combed tissue' in your tuna (whatever the hell that means).

Don't like mushrooms or raspberries.

Man that's sick.

 

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Hey,...as long as I don't have to pay extra for them.
Just more protein...oh yeah!
barf

 

Mmh, in the last year, I have eaten up to

In the past year, you have eaten up to:
- 471 fly eggs
- 94 maggots
- 450 rat hairs
- a can or two of 'honey-combed tissue' in your tuna (whatever the hell that means).

Sheesh, looks like I really have a thing for fly eggs and rat hairs... I would eat the rat whole, much more meat that way...

 

In the past year, I have eaten up to:
- 91 insect larvae
- 229 whole insects (or insect parts)
- 859 fly eggs
- 172 maggots
- 34 rat hairs

mmmmm...fly eggs. No mushrooms or tuna for me. Mushrooms stink, tuna is unnecessary

 

In the past year, I have eaten up to:
- 2 insect larvae
- 5 whole insects (or insect parts)
- 471 fly eggs
- 94 maggots
- 788 rat hairs
- 1714 mites

hmmmm .... I have to say ... those mites were real tasty

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Congratulations. It seems you are the first to show a considerate and healthy consumption of mites!

Does that make you feel any different from the rest?

 

Well ... considering I'm the only one who seems to have eaten mites ... yes, I do feel different from everyone else.

It looks as though I went through several episodes of Fear Factor ... though at least I haven't eaten any pig intestine. :bugeye:

 

hey, rat hair is a suprisingly good source of dietary fibre so that doesn't bother me too much.

I did find a yak testicle in a can of coke the otherday, I'll admit that was a little distressing.

 

I caught and ate a rat once.
Boiled it up with potatoes and powdered soup.
Tasted kinda bland after an hour in the pot. Skinned and gutted it first though so I guess I don't qualify for the rat hair club.

If I'd known I would be posting here twenty years on I'd have thrown a few tufts in on principle.
Dee Cee

 

Hey I was hungry...
Dee Cee

 

I'm getting alot of extra protien I see, I wonder when they will start charging me for it??

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We all eat approx an ounce (28grms) of insect parts a year on average, due to eating proccesed food. Yummy

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Who really remembers how many times they drank Orange Juice in the last year??...or who expects anyone to remember such mundane information.

 

But no one's had chicken fried Baby?

Not even the curly haired Nordic ones with the helpless blue eyes?

 

what is chicken fried baby supposed to be?

A baby fried in chicken fat?

Or a fried baby with chicken flavour?

 

In the past year, you have eaten up to:
- 9 insect larvae
- 23 whole insects (or insect parts)
- 4706 fly eggs
- 941 maggots
- 225 rat hairs
- 857 mites

Lotta juice, lotta pasta ... kinda disgusting.

 

This is sick


(but not as sick as the thread by vincent28uk about muslims he is a F**king racist Bastard)