Fucking Apartments

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by Mr. Hamtastic, Mar 18, 2009.

  1. Mr. Hamtastic whackawhackado! Registered Senior Member

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    I cannot get an apartment on my own. My credit is ok, but I make 500 dollars a month too little. It has to be taxable income or court-ordered. I already checked.

    My gf makes good money. Her credit sucks. Not being divorced yet, we can't combine our credit.

    Stupid credit.
     
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  3. Absane Rocket Surgeon Valued Senior Member

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    I don't have any credit and I got an apartment...
     
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  5. Baron Max Registered Senior Member

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    Sounds to me like you're wanting more apartment than you can afford. Why not check some apartments down in ghetto, you'll find some there, I'll bet.

    Oh, wait, maybe you're looking to live like some of the AIG guys, huh?

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  7. weed_eater_guy It ain't broke, don't fix it! Registered Senior Member

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    If you're near a college campus, look there. Inexpensive apartments in relatively safe neighborhoods most of the time.
     
  8. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    Your wife moved out, what, 2 mths ago and you are already moving in with a girlfriend? Wouldn't this be perfect 'getting to know hammy' time?
     
  9. Baron Max Registered Senior Member

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    C'mon, Orleander, you know that a hard cock knows no morality or ethics!!

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    Geez, how much time does THAT take? Men want sex, lots of it, and to be served cold beer when he's thirsty and well-cooked meals when he's hungry. Ain't too much more the girl need to know, is there?

    Baron Max
     
  10. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    Its not the girlfriend part, its the moving in together part. Can some people just not stand to be alone or is it about finances?
     
  11. phlogistician Banned Banned

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    Sexist prig.
     
  12. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    Are you waiting for the right man to come along and do that for ya?

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    I have no doubt in my mind that most men would be content with your 3 requirements. My husband is.
     
  13. Baron Max Registered Senior Member

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    Unfortunately, Orleander, most people of the west have come to expect, even demand, that others entertain them all the time ...either through personal encounters or via tv, Internet, etc. Most people have lost the ability to entertain themselves.

    And also unfortunately, most people equate "alone" with "loneliness". Sad state of affairs, huh?

    Baron Max
     
  14. darksidZz Valued Senior Member

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    Interesting comments by Baron Max here
     
  15. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    I'd have to disagree with you somewhat. Instead of doing what humans did hundreds of years ago today they do what is available to them. Things change around us and we adapt to those changes. So instead of sitting around on a porch talking with our family or friends at night we turn on the TV, read a book or do many other things that are available to us today. It isn't really any different than before, it is just what we have to do today. We have so many options available to choose from sometimes that we can get "lost" in our own creations.
     
  16. Mr. Hamtastic whackawhackado! Registered Senior Member

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    Heh. Actually... The marriage was over months ago. She told me to meet someone new... so I did. Nice girl. Smart. Has an infant and some trust issues. Great in bed. Why the hell would I want to live alone? I don't want to be alone with myself. Who knows what would happen then? Can't you just picture the news of me doing some act of terrorism or something if left to my own devices?
     
  17. skaught The field its covered in blood Valued Senior Member

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    If you decide to do so, please make sure to make reference to the sciforums!
     
  18. Mr. Hamtastic whackawhackado! Registered Senior Member

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    Actually, I carved your name into the silicon of the board I am using to control the dispersal timer.
     
  19. Baron Max Registered Senior Member

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    And in my opinion, you've just stated one of the major flaws in human existence! And in my view, people who can't live alone or be alone are people who can't even entertain themselves ....people who've had others entertain them all their lives (movies, tv, video games, etc).

    Baron Max
     
  20. weed_eater_guy It ain't broke, don't fix it! Registered Senior Member

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    I dunno, Baron, we're very social critters us humans. As much as I like taking solo vacations and such, I still enjoy a good bunch of friends even more. Just my opinion.

    If your girl lets you move in hammy, awesome, just don't do like my dumb-shit of a cousin did and dump the girl that was sheltering, feeding, and screwing him. Seriously, the guy melts my f---in brain sometimes...
     
  21. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    so weed eater, how long should he have continued to use her?
    Is there a male version of a gold digger?
     

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