Ewoks vs. everyone else

Discussion in 'SciFi & Fantasy' started by fedr808, Jan 19, 2011.

  1. fedr808 1100101 Valued Senior Member

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    I figured since in every SW vs ______ thread star wars according to certain people won.

    Since the Ewoks beat the snot out of the rest of SW, we can make that assertion because the rebels couldn't beat the empire without them and that the ewoks beat the snot out of the empire then the Ewoks are the epitome of evolution, both organically and technologically.

    Them and their mighty trebuchets (I completely butchered the spelling of that didn't I?) their AT-ST hijacking. We should all be living in fear of an Ewok based attack on us.

    Fear the overstuffed teddy bears.
     
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  3. Kittamaru Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. Adieu, Sciforums. Valued Senior Member

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    I sic my german shepherd on em...
     
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  5. siphra Registered Senior Member

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    It's hardcore SW fandom that insists SW always wins. And they use sources of questionable cannon information alot of times too. But thats just my opinion.
     
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  7. George1 Registered Senior Member

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    Ewoks win!...because their cute and cuddly, and you don't see them fighting back! hahaha! but seriously, no. just fire a few shots from orbit.

    SW fandom? it all depends on your point of view. i don't believe that, so its only my point of view to.
     
  8. alby201 Registered Member

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    Ewoks could only win in their own enviroment. If we invaded the planet they live on they could beat us because they know where to hide and where they can ambush from. But if they tried to invade earth they would get destroyed not only because of their lack of technology but also their lack of knowledge of the terrain and how to use it to their advantage.
    So we really don't have to fear an ewok attack but we probaly shouldn't try invading them either.
     
  9. Dywyddyr Penguinaciously duckalicious. Valued Senior Member

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    Nope, you spelt it correctly.
    But that won't stop me calling for a lifetime ban for you.
    Ewoks!?!
    That's just sick...

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    You should be locked up.
     
  10. Beer w/Straw Transcendental Ignorance! Valued Senior Member

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    Ewok's vs John Carpenter's The Thing!

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  11. Shogun Bleed White and Blue! Valued Senior Member

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    Ewoks vs Predator

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  12. Dywyddyr Penguinaciously duckalicious. Valued Senior Member

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    Ewoks vs. Jar Jar.
    Just because.
     
  13. Beer w/Straw Transcendental Ignorance! Valued Senior Member

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    Well the thing can beat predator. But predator versus ewoks would be a lot more fast and fun to watch.
     
  14. fedr808 1100101 Valued Senior Member

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    Jar Jar versus a jar.

    "...she thought jar jar came with pickles pickles"
     

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