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in trig clas we was supposed to prove trig identities.
my buddy writes the first part, then writes "like magic", then he writes the second part.
i cracked up when he told me what he had done.

in trig clas we was supposed to prove trig identities.
my buddy writes the first part, then writes "like magic", then he writes the second part.
i cracked up when he told me what he had done.

Reminded me of this

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ROFLMAO, that kind of stuff makes you want to be a teacher

ROFLMAO, that kind of stuff makes you want to be a teacher

Umm I doubt many teachers would agree

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Hah, I love that batman one!

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I wonder why they have the idea that English doesn't really count if you're doing a physics paper?

"it's"???
"at 300 km/s a distance 1 km from...
"300km/s, at a distance, surely?

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I wonder why they have the idea that English doesn't really count if you're doing a physics paper?

"it's"???
"at 300 km/s a distance 1 km from...
"300km/s, at a distance, surely?

:eek:

You think that's bad?
http://www.economicshelp.org/funny/funny-exam-answers.html




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Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and travelled by Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.

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The Greeks were a highly sculptured people, and without them we wouldn't have history. The Greeks also had myths. A myth is a female moth

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Actually, Homer was not written by Homer, but by another man of that name.

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Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him. Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock. After his death, his career suffered a dramatic decline.

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In the Olympic games, Greeks ran races, jumped, hurled the biscuits, and threw the java.

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Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul. The Ides of March murdered him because they thought he was going to be made king. Dying, he gasped out: "Tee hee, Brutus."

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Joan of Arc was burn to a steak and was canonised by Bernard Shaw. Finally, Magna Carta provided that no man should be hanged twice for the same offence.

* In midevil times most people were alliterate. The greatest writer of the futile ages was Chaucer, who wrote many poems and verses and also wrote literature.

* Another story was William Tell, who shot an arrow through an apple while standing on his son's head.

* It was an age of great inventions and discoveries. Gutenberg invented removable type and the Bible. Another important invention was the circulation of the blood. Sir Walter Raleigh is a historical figure because he invented cigarettes and started smoking

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Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf he wrote loud music. He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was calling for him. Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died of this.

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During the Renaissance, history began. Christopher Columbus was a great navigator who discovered America whilst cursing about the Atlantic. His ships were called the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Fe.

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The sun never set on the British Empire because the British Empire is in the East and the sun sets in the West.

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My personal favourite paper to mark, was completely empty apart from one sentence.

“ Jesus, Please Help Me.”

And to think Sellar and Yeatman got paid for doing much the same...

http://www.amazon.co.uk/1066-All-That-Memorable-History/dp/0413772705

Some more: I'm still in tears:

# Nitrogen is not found in Ireland, because it is not found in a free state.
# Magnet: Something you can find crawling over a dead cat.
# H20 is hot water. CO2 is cold water.
# Vacuum: A large, empty space where the pope lives.
# Respiration is composed of inspiration and then expectoration.
# For a nosebleed: Put the nose lower than the body until the heart stops.
# When you breath, you inspire. When you don't breath, you expire.
# The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects.
# A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is.
# When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.
# The moon is a planet just like Earth, only deader.
# To collect fumes of sulfur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube.
# Equator: A managerie lion running around Earth through Africa.

Lolz this thread is really hilarious. I found this one also funny:

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Heh, this one's a classic...

:bravo:
:bravo: Hilarious!
:bravo:

I may have wet myself laughing after seeing that limit one with the sideways 5, inzomnia, simply amazing...

On a slightly related story, once in 8th grade (american schools), we had a spelling test, and a substitute was conducting it. "Any questions before the test?" I asked "how do you spell...". Without missing a beat, she spelled it out, then went "waaaiiiittt aaa minute....." Nothing like a good substitute teacher to brighten up the day back then, ahhh :D

Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 40 foot clipper.

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At least this answer is correct!
*ducks and runs for cover*

These are great!!! :D

Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread which is bread made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He died before he ever reached Canada.

Cyrus McCormick invented the McCormick raper, which did the work of a hundred men.

these are hilarious