Destroying fingerprints?

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by MisinformD, Jan 14, 2003.

  1. MisinformD Registered Member

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    Any ideas on how i can alter, or even get rid of my my fingerprints? i tried pressing my thumb against a heated spoon (like on men in black) after all the scars went away my thumb returned to normal (i fingerprinted myself with an inkpad for comparison, it was the same thing!

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    i'd like to hear your (hopefully less painful) ideas
     
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  3. notme2000 The Art Of Fact Registered Senior Member

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    Are you the same guy who wanted to know how to avoid getting caught with drugs by police dogs?
     
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  5. MisinformD Registered Member

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    no you're thinking of someone else.

    forgot to mention, this is for informational purposes only!
     
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  7. notme2000 The Art Of Fact Registered Senior Member

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    Lol, ok, just wondering.

    I've heard some people 'laminate' their fingers once a month. Saw it in another movie.
     
  8. Thor "Pfft, Rebel scum!" Valued Senior Member

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    I'm pretty sure its the same guy

    Try wearing gloves genius

    Or if you're that stupid, sand them down :bugeye:
     
  9. *stRgrL* Kicks ass Valued Senior Member

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    Good idea!

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  10. Xev Registered Senior Member

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    MisinformD:

    Unfortunately, there's no way to permanently remove your fingerprints - they will grow back when the skin grows back. I'd suggest gloves, or you could temporarily burn them off with lye.

    Hope it helps.
     
  11. moonman Registered Senior Member

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    Your problem is easily solved, watch the movie '7even' with Pitt.

    Cut the skin off your fingertipps with a razorblade over and over again as they heal.
     
  12. NenarTronian Teenaged Transhumanist Registered Senior Member

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    there is an anecdote about a man who DID get rid of them. Roscoe Pitts. Thing is, they were smooth over this fingertips. THAT'S how they got him, he was a safe robber see...they found SMOOTH smudges over evidence..qustioned him because of his record, found his smooth fingertips etc..

    Pretty ingenius how he did it, supposedly. History isnt quite sure how he did it though, just what he said he did.
     
  13. Justice13 Registered Member

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    finger prints to remove from authority should be done this way

    get a rough to gentle nail-filler and file them away do it often because the skin comes back .
     
  14. spidergoat pubic diorama Valued Senior Member

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    A thin film of super glue.
     
  15. Syzygys As a mother, I am telling you Valued Senior Member

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    1. Cutting the fingers off.
    2. Acid.

    I would do the acid bath first, then just in case, would cut my fingers off, you just never know.

    Don't forget your toes!
     
  16. Shadow1 Valued Senior Member

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    Are you running away for police or trying to hide something?

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    HURRY!!! CALL THE POLICE!!!!
     
  17. Shadow1 Valued Senior Member

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    i think he's trying to change he's fingerprint for another reason wich not to steel something, to need to wear the gloves for once

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    or, i think so
     
  18. Stryder Keeper of "good" ideas. Valued Senior Member

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    For the attention of the Necromancer that found this thread, you are responding to a thread that hadn't had a post in 7+ years. I doubt the original poster is still concerned about his finger prints, (He's probably chopped them all off down to the knuckle)

    Interestingly enough on topic with the thread there is one major profession that has problem with finger prints and that is Bricklayers. Handling bricks all day is similar to taking an emery board or fine sandpaper and filing them off.

    For those of you concerned with "Criminology" for the most part, no conviction can be made upon fingerprints alone, it usually requires a number of different forms of evidence to generate enough strength for a conviction. Filing your prints off might actually increase the evidence that's made available, after all how many people don't have prints? filing prints will increase dendria which could be used as a genetic sample.
     
  19. Syzygys As a mother, I am telling you Valued Senior Member

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    Also, other issues:

    1. Damaging fingerprints just make them more unique, thus easier to identify, assuming you left some kind of print behind.
    2. Today's very thin gloves make it possible to leave fingerprints even through the gloves.
    3. Usually there are other type of DNAs left behind, so fingerprints are just one way to identify you.

    So generally crime experts don't advise damaging fingerprints. Now if you are able to leave behind fake ones, that is another issue and probably a smart move...
     

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