your favourite quote's

I may not agree, but credit must be given when deserved...

The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his. General George S. Patton

I hate soppy crap like: "We are all born in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars."

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. Charles Schultz

A billion hours ago, human life appeared on earth. A billion minutes ago, Christianity emerged. A billion Coca-Colas ago was yesterday morning. - 1996 Coca-Cola Company annual report

Unknowns and Claimables:

Id like to do my part to make the world a better place. But murder's illegal
Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a person of some sense to know how to lie well.
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.


Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.

-- Charles Pierce
"There may be nothing new under the sun, but permutation of the old within complex systems can do wonders."
Stephen Jay Gould, 1977
"There are four types of homicide: Intentional, Negligent, Defensible, and Praiseworthy."
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
Albert Einstein
I think my homicide quote can be attributed to Ambrose Bierce, author of "The Devil's Dictionary", a highly recommended read. He also had this definition of which I'm quite fond for some unknown reason:

"Saint: a sinner, revised and edited"
"When all is said and done, America will start to understand that Michael Moore smells like pancakes."
sex between a man and a woman is great.....
you just have to find the right man and woman to have it between. - Woody Allan
Hmm.. I like this one too. It's kinda funny.

"Take the time and put The Bible on your summer reading list. Try to stick with it cover-to-cover, not because it teaches History, just so that you can see for your self what The Bible is all about. It sure isn't good literature. If it were passed as fiction, no reviewer would give it a passing grade. Sure, there are some noteable scenes and some quotable phrases but there's no plot, no structure, there's a tremendous amount of filler and the characters are painfully one-dimential. Whatever you do, don't read The Bible for a moral code. It advodcates prejudice, cruelty, superstition, and murder. Read it because we need more Atheists, and nothing will get you there quicker, than reading the damned Bible." - Penn Jillette
The farther you go into truth the deeper it becomes.... a good quote, may be hard to understand for some...
"Stress is stressful" - Me
"Is this chicken I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken by the Sea'. Is that stupid?" - Jessica Simpson
"Stuff makes me tick. Junk makes me tick too. But wicked-awesome stuff - that's what really makes me tick!" - Timmy Turner, "The Fairly Oddparents"

I wish I knew more quotes! I don't exactly collect them.

ChildOfTheMind, what does yer quote mean? Cuz it is hard to understand . . . for me, at least.
invert_nexus said:
Damn it all to hell! And damn his retarded son! The man was a frickin' genius and his son is pissing on his work in a way even Nietzsche's sister didn't. DIE!!!
... i know how you feel =(
Humanity is the rich effluvium, it is the waste and the manure and the soil, and from it grows the tree of the arts.
Ezra Pound

Distance makes the heart grow fonder, and familiarity breeds contempt. According to this my soul mate should be in Thailand.
Jason Zebehazy

A child must feel the flush of victory and the heart-sinking of disappointment before he takes with a will to the tasks distasteful to him and resolves to dance his way through a dull routine of textbooks.
Helen Keller

Believe and act as if it were impossible to fail.
Charles F. Kettering
In America we can say what we think, and even if we can't think, we can say it anyhow.
Charles F. Kettering

Problems are the price of progress. Don't bring me anything but trouble. Good news weakens me.
Charles F. Kettering

A full-grown manatee, which can weigh more than 1,000 pounds, looks like the result of a genetic experiment involving a walrus and the Goodyear Blimp.
Dave Barry

A man can become so accustomed to the thought of his own faults that he will begin to cherish them as charming little "personal characteristics."
Helen Rowland :p
one of my fav.
"And where we had thought to find an abomination, we shall find a god; where we had thought to slay another, we shall slay ourselves; where we had thought to travel outward, we shall come to the center of our own existance; where we had thought to be alone, we shall be with all the world."
(Joseph Campbell - "The hero with a thousand faces")
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
- Edgar Allan Poe

Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life,
so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life.
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
--Tom Waits

"This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time."

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. - Dean Martin

great sex is great, but bad sex is like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
Billy Idol

I drifted into heroin because as a kid growing up everybody told me, 'don't smoke marijuana, it will kill you' ..."
Irvine Welsh

Frank Zappa: "Speed will turn you into your parents"