Your favourite moment in comedy?


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What's your favourite moment in comedy film?

Mine is from Russian film ОСОБЕННОСТИ НАЦИОНАЛЬНОЙ РЫБАЛКИ (The Peculiarities of National Fishing).
It's about Russian military men going fishing, but they get lost while boating and land Finland.

The whole film is a blast, but what grabs me most is when they leave Finland and then notice that they have left many boxes of vodka behind.
They talk a Russian Navy captain into lending them a mini-spy submarine in which they go to Finland and steal back vodka, but then are noticed by local police which had arrested the owner of the bungalo they had stayed at for contraband vodka.
One policeman manages to attach 2 ropes to the submarine and they supposedly are caught.

Captain (clutching his teeth): We are running out of fuel! Pour in the vodka in the tank or we won't get away!
Military 1: Vodka? There?
Captain: There!
Military 1: What are you?! That is vodka! Lova?!
Lova (military2): Wait! What, does your boat run on vodka?
Captain: It runs on anything that burns, pour!
Military 1: Lova?
Military 3: Better without vodka, but free, than in the prison, but with vodka! Pour in you!
Military 1: Lova?
Lova: What, Lova? Go on!
Military 1 purs in the vodka with a very sad face.
Captain: Goes on my little one!
One rope snaps and the submarine takes with itself the floating dock (to which the second rope was attahced to), two policemen (who jump off) and local man.
Military1: On goes the 15th box.
Captain: Pour! We're going good!
Lova: Yes, sir...
Captain: It has never gone so well!
Military 1: I'd like to see in the eye that constructor who designed this engine...
Lova: Don't talk... The last one, Kuzmic.
Lova pulls out the perioscope: Hahaha, look, Kuzmic!
Kuzmic: Looks and laughs: Hey, captain, we're taking with ourselves a part of Finland with their citizen! Hahahaha
1. Forrest Gump
Forrest Gump: (referring to Apple Computers) He got me invested in some kinda fruit company

2. The Adventures of Priscilla: Queen of the Desert
Adam/Felicia: Oh for goodness sakes, get down off that crucifix, someone needs the wood!

3. Dumb and Dumber
Harry: Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.

4. My Best Friend's Wedding
George: It's amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy.

5. Hope Floats
Birdee: Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's what's in the middle that counts. So, when you find yourself at the beginning, just give hope a chance to float up. And it will.

6. Demolition Man
Edgar Friendly: I'm no leader. I do what I have to do - sometimes people come with me.

7. Ski School
Dave: If you want to be the best, you must... lose... your... mind.

8. The Truman Show
Christof: We accept the reality of the world with which we are presented.

9. The Usual Suspects
Kobayashi: One cannot be betrayed if one has no people.

10. Clue
Mrs. White: Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable.
Conversation between Vinnie and his girlfriend from the movie My Cousin Vinnei

Lisa: You're gonna shoot a DEER?

Vinney: I dunno. I suppose. I'm a man's man.

Lisa: A cute, innocent, doe-eyed little deer?

Vinney: Look, Lisa, if I don't go out there the guy'll lose respect for me.


Vinney: Whaddya think of the pants I got on? OH! Lisa

(COMES OUT OF THE BATHROOM): Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along and you come to a brook. You put your little deer lips down to the cool clear water... BAM! A fuckin' bullet blows off part of your head! Your brains are lyin' on the ground in little bloody pieces. Now I ax ya: Wouldja give a FUCK what the guy who shot you was wearing?!?!
Here is a clip from the entire movie, so it doesn't start at the joke. It's about 5 minutes in.

"Yeah, well, in prison, he'll be the pie."

Need to have seen American Pie to like the joke probably. :p

Here is another favorite from the movie, but this one is right at the start.

"Fire a warning shot into his bulbous ass." :roflmao:

In this one the part I like is @ 7:40 in T_T. At about 1:50 though you can see them posting on sciforums.

/dies of laughter
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The Big Lebowski

Maude Lebowski: What do you do for recreation?

The Dude: Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.

when making the payoff

The Dude: Dude.

Nihilist: [on the phone] Who is this?

The Dude: Dude. The bag man, man. Where do you want us to go?

Nihilist: Us?

The Dude: [to Walter] Shit!
[to Nihilist]

The Dude: Uh. Yeah, uh. Me and, uh, the driver. I'm not handling the money, driving the car and talking on the phone all at the same time.

Nihilist: Shut the fuck up.

Walter Sobchak: Dude, are you fucking this up?

Nihilist: Who the fuck is that?

The Dude: That is the driver.
[Nihilist hangs up]

The Dude: Shit! Walter, you fuck... you fucked it up! You fucked it up! Her life was in our hands, man!

Walter Sobchak: Nothing is fucked here, Dude. Come on, you're being very un-Dude. They'll call back.

and these clips....

The funniest moments compiled from the movie!!
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My favorite comedy momento has to be a movie by Jerry lewis, where he was carring a cart of milk like a drunk. I saw this seen when I was about 7 years old and I laughed I started crying. My second favorite was when I was high with two of my friends once, we laughed for 2 hours straight for no reason.
The big Lebowski. Just that, the whole damn movie!

It was hilarious wasn't it! First time I watched it I was in tears laughing.

The payoff scene was the best. What's that Walter, the ringer.."the whites"
my dirty undies dude LOL

Or the end where the ashes blow into the "dudes" face lol

I like how the "dude" never spilled his drink!