Your favorite qoute...

“I didn’t do it. Nobody saw
me do it. You can’t prove

-You know who said that right?
my fav qoutes

1-control your emotions,or it will control you.
2-when you need a helping hand ,you will find one at the end of your arm.
3-if you make an ass of yourself there will always be someone ready to ride you.
4-when you walk on eggs,don't hop.
Most of these are fun, a few serious-

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve it through not dying."
-Woody Allen

"I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic."
-Woody Allen

"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love ."
-Woody Allen

"Good night, sweet friend: thy love ne'er alter, till thy sweet life end"
Though I am not naturally honest, I am sometimes by chance
- Shakespeare

"Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none"

Sex is Like Air, it doesn't matter until your not getting any
- no idea

"The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you."
-Woody Allen

"It's the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter."
-Marlene Dietrich

"I installed a skylight in my apartment...The people who live above me are furious."

"I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, "What for?" I said, "I'm going to buy some sugar."

"If you're falling off a cliff, try to fly. You've got nothing to lose."
-Some TV Sitcom

"I'm having an old friend for dinner."

"Shut up and ring the bell you f*cking pussy"
-Blue from Old School (had to see it)

"I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize."

"Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back."

"All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand."

Hehe, who doesnt love Allen/Wright/Shakespeare (something about that combination doesn't seem right.. hmm.. must be Allen).
a couple of my favs

No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.

~Gen George S. Patton

Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash.

~Sir Winston Churchill

Let your religion be less of a theory and more of a love affair.

~Gilbert K. Chesterton

You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else.

~Sir Winston Churchill

If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything

~unknown (but John Mellencamp used it in a song)
Jesus promised those who would follow him only three things... that they would be absurdly happy, entirely fearless, and always in trouble

~Gregg Levoy
Some really good quotes here!

Okay, a few of mine

"Only the insane have the strength enough to prosper. Only those who prosper may truly judge what is sane"

"If you are strong, feign weakness. If weak pretend strength. Whatever your position conceal it from the enemy and he will waste his armies fighting his own phantoms"

"Though my guards may sleep and ships may rest at anchor, our foes know full well that big guns never tire"

"Only a madman knows no fear. A warrior knows what fear is, he feels it in his stomach, he understands fear better than any other mortal can. What makes us strong is that we have conquered fear, overcome it not once but many times, over and over again, until the process has become instinctive. But your fear will never completely leave you. Learn to live with that fear. Learn to master your fear."

"Between the stars every voyage into the nothing is a confrontation with horror and with man's innermost fear."

"We dig up the past to bury it one last time"

"If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?"

I should stop here, so I will
Originally posted by A Canadian
then theres "Do unto others as you would have other do unto you"
think about it

I SO disagree, and I wouldn't have said anything, but since you said "think about it" well, you practically held a gun to my head. :D

It should be "do unto others as they wish have done to them" simply because we all have different preferences.
Fave quote ever?

Henry Stalin - "The death of one is a tragedy, the death of a million is just a statistic."
"We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time."

--T.S. Eliot
Nietzsche has all the best quotes, but I'll attempt to provide a range.

"A strong belief proves only it's own strength - not the truth of what is believed."

"People who think their daily lives too empty and monotonous easily become religous: this is understandable and forgivable; however, they have no right to demand religosity from those whose daily life does not pass in emptiness and monotony."
(Nietzsche again)

"Philosophers have only interpreted the world, in various ways; the point is to change it."

"Do not ask me who I am, and do not ask me to remain the same."

"There are 10 types of people in this world; those who understand binary and those who don't."

Every Matthew Good/Band song ever is quotable, also.
How could I forget Oscar Wilde?

"One should either be a work of art or wear a work of art."

"A true gentlemen will never insult someone unintentionally."
(I'm unsure of the wording of that one, but the meaning is there.)(Wilde)

As to "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.", I infitely perefer Le Fay's inversion;

"Do unto others as they do unto you."
"The reason that i have to love thee, doth much excuse thy appertaining rage" - Shakespeare

"My soul do not seek eternal life. But exhaust the realm of the possible" - Pindar
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"You can treat someone nice their entire lives, and they might never remember you; But you can do harm to that same someone just once, and they will never forget you."

- My dad