Your Epitaph?!

A friend of mine once told me that he wants.. "If this grave's a rockin.. don't come a knockin"

I prefer my message to be simple...

I'm watching you

Creepy and amusing to wonder how many people would look around them while dancing on my grave.

I could think of soooo many, but the funniest would have to be cynical...

Never Again
Once was Enough
Now YOU Work For A Living
If I Could Do It All Over Again I'd Wear A Condom
Never Mind The Tears Check My Will
I'll Be Back
Hope To See You All At My Centenary
That's A Fine Mess You Got Me Into
I don't know. I think I'd like to be burned, and then on my urn have written something like "It's too bad you never asked me where I hid my fortune." Something that would have them thinking.

Nightfall: Hilarious ... :D

Heh... much better than the one you posted on here before :p... After that experience I was tempted to burn my eyes out... lol

Another epitaph that I'd be tempted to use...

"I've fallen and I can't get up"

yeah, it must have been a bad link. it was pretty awful. the funny part is that i was actually disgusted at first by the person who posted it until i realized it was me. lol
Dreamwalker 1984-2038 (at least the online death clock stated it this way)
"I woke from the dream of life"

I got several others, I am prepared for different occasions :D
How about:
"I´ll be back" (yeah, I´ll do it jesus-style)

"I tell you, I am not drinking too much..."

"who cares?"

"a white rose turning crimson
a red heart becoming pale
the blade laid open my veins
the blood flowing out
creating a puddle
in which a flower rests
and finally
I am dead."

A rather long one but who cares.
My contribution:

Hey, watch where you're standing - I'm lying face up down here!