1.He's not ugly
2.they don't fuck him- IMO anyway, I think he's probably impotent
3.they're hookers
you too can buy yourself a hooker
You want to get Laid?
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1.He's not ugly
2.they don't fuck him- IMO anyway, I think he's probably impotent
3.they're hookers
you too can buy yourself a hooker
i thought i did :bugeye: my mistake,
*waves his hand with a jedi mind trick£
yes i did mention good looks,
peace.
Someone please move this into the Cesspool. It's blatently directed at me, it's obvious 
I am lonely and without a female, the only one on the forums I might add, this can only be meant to make me cry... if not it's still done that.
I shall go pout now and try forgetting it.
I am lonely and without a female, the only one on the forums I might add, this can only be meant to make me cry... if not it's still done that.I shall go pout now and try forgetting it.
No, Chi. It's ME with the Jedi powers.
DarksidZz if you were slightly less self-obsessed you might try reading the first post and see it's NOT aimed at you.
Pouting is not becoming in a male. It's just about acceptable in young women, or incredibly sexy ones.
Hey, I pout (when I'm on my own).
No, Chi. It's ME with the Jedi powers.
DarksidZz if you were slightly less self-obsessed you might try reading the first post and see it's NOT aimed at you.
Pouting is not becoming in a male. It's just about acceptable in young women, or incredibly sexy ones.
yeah im still a padawan, but i learned the mind trick from yoda last night when were cookig up some coke at my place.
"cook untill slightly tanned you must, coke turns to crack it does, if lazy you are then wash with amonia maybe you should"
i was like yeah yoda chill out go and roll a fat one while i handle the buisness you little bush baby.
peace.
And who do think REALLY taught Yoda?
Some fag? The bitch told me he loved me... :bawl:
Not sure. That's why I said REALLY taught him. I got the feeling it was Qui Gon or somebody from Episode 1 or something. But I've only seen that film once, when it first came out.
Hmm just checked:
http://www.starwars.com/databank/character/yoda/
Nope, not Qui Gon - Yoda's 900 years old... must have been me.
Someone please move this into the Cesspool. It's blatently directed at me, it's obvious
I shall go pout now and try forgetting it.
Actually it has zip all to do with you. It was inspired by a writer forum where some female was complaining about a failed dating advice advert that she wrote so I had a bash at writing my own. There are lots of men on this board who want to get to laid. Being a virgin has nothing to do with it.
Meanwhile you will find the following link immensly helpful:
http://www.links2love.com/body_language.htm
Getting laid is over-rated. Just wank and have a sandwich. Be sure not to accidentally wear the sock later.
Now I know where that
'foot myth' originated from.
Dudes wearing their socks to wank.
Meanwhile, why haven't any of you dudes (except Lixluke) contributed to my highly controversial anti-men blogs?? Are you men or mice?
'foot myth' originated from.
Dudes wearing their socks to wank.
Meanwhile, why haven't any of you dudes (except Lixluke) contributed to my highly controversial anti-men blogs?? Are you men or mice?
What's to be gained by doing that ?
You are so missinformed, it is not even funny...
He is not a looker either. Would you date him? Have you seen him when he was younger? He wasn't goodlooking back then either.
They do, at least the 4 (or whatever) official girlfriends. Look up the thread about him here....
In the age of the little blue pill it is irrelevant.
EXACTLY my point...
Are you aviable Saturday night?
He is not a looker either. Would you date him? Have you seen him when he was younger? He wasn't goodlooking back then either.
They do, at least the 4 (or whatever) official girlfriends. Look up the thread about him here....
In the age of the little blue pill it is irrelevant.
EXACTLY my point...
Are you aviable Saturday night?
