You want to get Laid?

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Creative Fossil

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You want to get laid but the bitch aint giving you no clues

OR

are you just missing them?

Read my secret report on the body language of LURVEEEEEEEEEEEEE

coming soon......

YOU WILL BE ;)


(see girltalk blog)
 
One thing I liked about the 1960s: People didn't play so many games and rely on passing "clues" back and forth. If a girl liked you she'd just walk up to you and make the first move.

Couple that with the fact that the Cold War was on red alert and we had a Space Race going on with those evil Russkies. It was actually cool to study science and math for your country. Geeks were getting laid all over the place.
 
Fraggle Rocker said:
One thing I liked about the 1960s: People didn't play so many games and rely on passing "clues" back and forth. If a girl liked you she'd just walk up to you and make the first move.

Couple that with the fact that the Cold War was on red alert and we had a Space Race going on with those evil Russkies. It was actually cool to study science and math for your country. Geeks were getting laid all over the place.
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Lol, excellent.

I met a Rocket Scientist last Saturday.
It was all I could do not to say

Is that rocket in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me. :)
 
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work out and put on some big muscles, get a nice tan, dress smart and you wont need any bullshit tricks to get women, get a nice car aswell that always helps.

70-80% of women will let you sleep with them if you meet all of the above standards.


peace.
 
EmptyForceOfChi said:
work out and put on some big muscles, get a nice tan, dress smart and you wont need any bullshit tricks to get women, get a nice car aswell that always helps.

70-80% of women will let you sleep with them if you meet all of the above standards.


peace.
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Hmmm I must be in the remaining 20-30%
 
EmptyForceOfChi said:
indeed you must, they are rough statistics not totaly accurate, i would even say they are not high enough % rates.






peace.
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if you are 90 or pig ugly, those 'qualities' aren't going to help you my friend.
A tan will only hide so much.

I hate muscle bound bleuhhhhhhhhh ...............athletic is much nicer.
 
EmptyForceOfChi said:
indeed you must, they are rough statistics not totaly accurate, i would even say they are not high enough % rates.






peace.
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if you are 90 or pig ugly, those 'qualities' aren't going to help you my friend.
A tan will only hide so much.

I hate muscle bound bleuhhhhhhhhh ...............athletic is much nicer.

Oh and I expect all guys to have a nice car in my age group. (Though neither my last two did, but that aside........)
 
This free thought relocation is very annoying. I have to spend an extra 2 seconds trying to find the damn thing. Not sure I can hang around wasting all that TIME!!!!!!!!



(yes I see the irony......)


I'm being forced to post in the actual science thingy for convenience and guess what!!!!!!!!!

I made a valid contribution. It's been a while boys, it's been a while. I need to go lay down.
 
EmptyForceOfChi said:
oli i think you hang out around trashy people too much lol,
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Trashy people? Nope. I'm just hard to get. (Okay, impossible).
im guessing you go to bars and pubs alot?
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Nope. Two/ three times a fortnight.

Creative Fossil said:
She's hungry and she's noticed you have some spinach trapped in a molar.
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I rarely eat anything other than cheese on toast. I can't remember the last time I had spinach... (but I do still have all my own teeth).
 
Creative Fossil said:
if you are 90 or pig ugly, those 'qualities' aren't going to help you my friend.
A tan will only hide so much.

I hate muscle bound bleuhhhhhhhhh ...............athletic is much nicer.
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how can yu have big muscles and good looks when you are 90? but if you have a expensive motor and alot of cash, that will still get you some loving at that age :)


edit- ps i dont mean huge muscles, like comming out of your head and ears lol. i mean just nice muscles. i dont like huge muscles either, i dont fully bodybuild myself i am not built like a tank.



peace.
 
Creative Fossil said:
This free thought relocation is very annoying. I have to spend an extra 2 seconds trying to find the damn thing. Not sure I can hang around wasting all that TIME!!!!!!!!



(yes I see the irony......)


I'm being forced to post in the actual science thingy for convenience and guess what!!!!!!!!!

I made a valid contribution. It's been a while boys, it's been a while. I need to go lay down.
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i was actualy just thinking the same thing, i nearly actualy posted in a scientific thread. i had to take a breather.

peace.
 
Oli said:
Trashy people? Nope. I'm just hard to get. (Okay, impossible).

Nope. Two/ three times a fortnight.


I rarely eat anything other than cheese on toast. I can't remember the last time I had spinach... (but I do still have all my own teeth).
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so thats like every weekend? lol

peace.
 
Nope. A Saturday night. A Thursday night the week after and maybe (if there's band on) the following Saturday. Some times I'm not out for three or four weeks at a time.
 
Creative Fossil said:
if you are 90 or pig ugly, those 'qualities' aren't going to help you my friend.
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OK, I must confess, my real name is Hugh Heffner, I am almost 90 and buttugly and girls my great granddaughter's age want to fuck me.

What's wrong with that picture?? :bugeye:

Oh yeah, I am rich and famous and I have influence....
 
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