You can do self induced abortions with caffeine??

[DRZion]

Not a reliable method, as the eel doesn't know when to stop.

This report is fron the Sun, so it must be true

A CHEF has died after an EEL was put up his bum.
Shocked doctors in Sichuan, China, found the sea creature in the 59-year-old man's rectum after his death, it has been reported.

The 50cm long Asian swamp eel was allegedly inserted into the unnamed man's bottom, after he passed out drunk, by pals playing a prank on him.

Medics said the eel had devoured his bowels.



Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...-after-feeling-eel.html?OTC-RSS#ixzz0mivIgpR0

But was the eel okay ?!?

Now that I think about it, wouldn't the eel die of asphyxiation (no pun intended..) ?

 

[Captain Kremmen]

But was the eel okay ?!?

Now that I think about it, wouldn't the eel die of asphyxiation (no pun intended..) ?

Don't know where you are from DRZ, but that would be a typical British response.

Every harsh winter we have a handful of people who go out onto ice to try to rescue dogs which have fallen through the ice.
They die, and then the dogs are rescued later.